Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako
Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako
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THINGS THAT DEFINE AFRICANS
1. Urinating behind the toilet.
2. Wife sleeping next to the wall
3. Keeping brooms behind the door
4. When you get rich, people say you have a snake
5. When you get old, you're a witch
6. When you take a bath , they will ask if you are going somewhere.
7. Keeping some plates, cups and spoons aside specifically for visitors.
8. Counting pieces of meat.
9. No natural death in Africa.... your enemy is always the cause.
10. Counting money after withdrawing from ATM.
11. Marrying a beautiful woman is associated with marrying a prostitute.
12. There are some special parts of the chicken meat that are always reserved for the husband (eg. Gizzard)
13. Removing shoes when walking in the mud.
14. Buying new clothes when it is Christmas.
15. When one is given microphone, they first blow air into it or tap it with a finger, to test it if it is working, (even when the one passing it on was using the same mic).
16. Sweeping the whole compound when expecting visitors.
17: Keeping an empty plastic water bottle after drinking, for future use.
18: Reserving a special chair for the Husband
19: Feeling proud when sitting next to a white person in a bus.
IT IS PROUD TO BE AN AFRICAN.
Traaaaash...!
1. Urinating behind the toilet.
2. Wife sleeping next to the wall
3. Keeping brooms behind the door
4. When you get rich, people say you have a snake
5. When you get old, you're a witch
6. When you take a bath , they will ask if you are going somewhere.
7. Keeping some plates, cups and spoons aside specifically for visitors.
8. Counting pieces of meat.
9. No natural death in Africa.... your enemy is always the cause.
10. Counting money after withdrawing from ATM.
11. Marrying a beautiful woman is associated with marrying a prostitute.
12. There are some special parts of the chicken meat that are always reserved for the husband (eg. Gizzard)
13. Removing shoes when walking in the mud.
14. Buying new clothes when it is Christmas.
15. When one is given microphone, they first blow air into it or tap it with a finger, to test it if it is working, (even when the one passing it on was using the same mic).
16. Sweeping the whole compound when expecting visitors.
17: Keeping an empty plastic water bottle after drinking, for future use.
18: Reserving a special chair for the Husband
19: Feeling proud when sitting next to a white person in a bus.
IT IS PROUD TO BE AN AFRICAN.
Traaaaash...!
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