Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

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Never play with boys

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????

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Mdo mdo ndio mwendo

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Duh!
Ukute jamaa anampanga huyo demu apite na jicho lake🙄

 

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Pole zake. Hataisahau hii birthday

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🤔🙄

 

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Afrika!

Afrika!

Afrika!

Nimekuita mara tatu
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😂😂😅
Pale mlinzi anapokengeuka na kuiba anacholinda!!

 

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Kitombise

Kwa mavazi hayo nilifikiri Mnigeria, kumbe Kitombise 😊

 

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Anafanana na The Rock wa WWE !

 

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Duh!
Huyo mzee atakuwa mwanga, si bure🤔

 

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Mbele ya pesa binti kaweka kando usharobaro !​

Boy:- hallow
Dem:- hellow
Boy:- ivi jina lako nani vile
Dem:- am miss precious A. K. A dope girl
Boy:-duh.. Okay, nmekutumia 50,000 nimeona Jina tofauti ngoja kwanza nipige customer care chap!
Dem:-no, no baby usipige, ah ah Hapana baby, Kwa kweli mi naitwa Andongolile Mwakasakafyuko 😂😂😅😅

 

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Mbio:​

Hakuna mtu mwenye mbio kali kama msichana aliyejipaka makeup, halafu mvua inaanza kurindima juu yake akiwa njiani😊

 

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Matatizo:​

Swali: Matatizo ni nini?
Jibu: Matatizo ni pale unapomaliza kupewa adhabu Kali na mwanajeshi, anakuruhusu uondoke, unawasha pikipiki, unamtukana tusi baya kabla ya kuondoka mbio, mara ghafla pikipiki inazimika🙄

 

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Usaliti​

MKE: Mbona unanukia pafyumu ya kike?
MUME: Yaa.. kuna mwanamke tulikuwa tumeminyana ndani ya daladala
MKE: Na lipstiki kwenye shati?
MUME: Tulikumbatiana na wageni walitembelea ofisi yetu
MKE: Na hii kondom iliyotumika kwenye mfuko wa suruali?
MUME: Bwana ee.. wacha maswali ya kijinga mi nalala nina usingizi
MKE: Lazima niulize mie huwa nahakikisha nimeacha kila kitu hukohuko ndio narudi nyumbani
MUME: Umesema nini wewe?
MKE: Bwana ee.. wacha maswali ya kijinga mi nalala nina usingizi!