Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

[big dreamer]

Kamba hii

Ndio maana ya vituko mtandaoni

 

[antimatter]

Pango!
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Duh!
Pango ka mbususu 🤔

 

[Google chrome]

 

[Google chrome]

 

[Darcyy]

Hasa kama anakupa na starehe

starehe muhimúuuuu

 

[josephwaara]

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[Darcyy]

41 yrs old wakati 20s wapo mtaani. Not fair

Sasa sie wa 20s bado mpk Leo. Halafu wao wa 40s wanaolewa haswaaa

 

[antimatter]

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😂😂😅😅

 

[Darcyy]

Mimi huwa naongeaga maneno yote. 'i can't live without u". Ila siku ya siku ukiondokaa, ndo utajua hujui Yale maneno yote hayasadifu yaliyomoo. Ukikaa utajiuliza, huyu ndo yule au?

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[Darcyy]

WCha ujinga wewe saa unstaka baba wa watoto wenu tulaaniwe ili iweje

Hakuna kitu kitamu kama kuachwa

 

[antimatter]

Mkwe kazua jambo!​

Mama mkwe alimuuliza mkwewe “binti” samahani mbona mtoto hajafanana na mwanangu kabisa?

Binti akajibu, “bila samahani mama, huku chini nina njia ya uzazi sio mashine ya photocopy”

Mama mkwe hoii!!
Chezea Wakwe Wa Bongo wewe!

 

[Mshana Jr]

Nieleweshe. ,kinyume??

Ndoto nyingi huja kinyume kuna jamaa aliota anapiga bao refu sana tamu na la maana sana kumbe kakumbatia mto anakojoa kitandani

 

[Muuza viatu]

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Mungu aepushie mbali wallah

 

[Muuza viatu]

FainaliView attachment 2278759

Wachache sana wanaofikiaga stej hiyo

 

[Muuza viatu]

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Hatar

 

[mzabzab]

Hakuna kitu kitamu kama kuachwa

Utamu wake nini...joan mbona kama unatuchanganya akili vile

 

[Taavid]

 

[Taavid]

 

[Taavid]

 

[mpiga era]

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Bila shaka ni police wa Kenya