VITUKO - Kwenye Daladala (Abiria & Makondakta).

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KWA WALE WENYE MAGARI NA AMBAO HAMPANDI DALADALA, MNAKOSA RAHA KAMA HIZI!


Mlokole: "Nyimbo gani mnapiga?!? Wekeni nyimbo za Yesu.."
Konda: "Vipi wewe, Yesu bado hajatoa album..."
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Abiria: "Kuna Kiti au unasema panda tu!?"
Konda: "hao wengine wamekalia ndoo?! "
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Abiria: "Embu punguzeni sauti ya redio..."
Konda: "Sheria za nchi tu zinatushinda, tusikilize na zako!? hebu tupunguzie misheria"
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Mmama: "Bwana ondoa gari joto sana!!"
Konda: "Usituzingue wewe, shuka upande fridge...."
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Konda: "Anti, kuna siti pale nyuma, ingia...."
Anti: "Siwezi kaa siti za nyuma..."
Konda: "Kwenda zako wewe, Kwani za nyuma ziko nje ya gari?!"
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Sister duu: "Konda unanibana bwana..."
Konda: "mbona nguo ulizovaa huzisemi, kama ulitaka kujiachia ungekodi treni peke yako!!!"
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Sharobaro: "Kuna kiti?! Kama hamna sipandi..."
Konda: "Kama unaogopa kukosa kiti si ungebeba chako!!?"
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Dahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............kweli rahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
Huu uzi ushakuwepo tena hapa ila umenikumbusha nimecheka
 
KWA WALE WENYE MAGARI NA AMBAO HAMPANDI DALADALA, MNAKOSA RAHA KAMA HIZI!


Mlokole: "Nyimbo gani mnapiga?!? Wekeni nyimbo za Yesu.."
Konda: "Vipi wewe, Yesu bado hajatoa album..."
********************************


Abiria: "Kuna Kiti au unasema panda tu!?"
Konda: "hao wengine wamekalia ndoo?! "
*******************************


Abiria: "Embu punguzeni sauti ya redio..."
Konda: "Sheria za nchi tu zinatushinda, tusikilize na zako!? hebu tupunguzie misheria"
*******************************


Mmama: "Bwana ondoa gari joto sana!!"
Konda: "Usituzingue wewe, shuka upande fridge...."
******************************

Konda: "Anti, kuna siti pale nyuma, ingia...."
Anti: "Siwezi kaa siti za nyuma..."
Konda: "Kwenda zako wewe, Kwani za nyuma ziko nje ya gari?!"
********************************

Sister duu: "Konda unanibana bwana..."
Konda: "mbona nguo ulizovaa huzisemi, kama ulitaka kujiachia ungekodi treni peke yako!!!"
*******************************

Sharobaro: "Kuna kiti?! Kama hamna sipandi..."
Konda: "Kama unaogopa kukosa kiti si ungebeba chako!!?"
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nzr sana,u made my day
 
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