Verossa

[Honey Faith]

Teh morning. Ujue huu ndo muda wa wewe kuwa karibu na mwalimu wako. Umtie moyo, umfariji, usimuache mpweke, unajua kusalitiwa kunavyouma. Asije akapitiwa na shetani, akaji-murder

 

[Heaven Sent]

Nini?

 

[Honey Faith]

Nini?

Siamini macho yangu kwa huo ushauri unaompa mama yako

 

[Heaven Sent]

Siamini macho yangu kwa huo ushauri unaompa mama yako

Amuache mwalimu wake afe kwa presha? Ungekuwa unamjali kweli ungemuumiza wewe? Mtu ulipata a good man ili kujihangaisha tu

 

[Honey Faith]

Amuache mwalimu wake afe kwa presha? Ungekuwa unamjali kweli ungemuumiza wewe? Mtu ulipata a good man ili kujihangaisha tu

Jamani jamani nampenda hubby wangu yale ni maneno tu ila I hope nitasamehewa.

Cc RRONDO

 

[Heaven Sent]

Jamani jamani nampenda hubby wangu yale ni maneno tu ila I hope nitasamehewa.

Cc RRONDO

Msamaha tutakuombea, ila Kwa muda huu ni lazima afarijiwe

 

[Honey Faith]

Msamaha tutakuombea, ila Kwa muda huu ni lazima afarijiwe

Aiseeee kwa hiyo niwasubirie waombaji wangu eeeh???

 

[Heaven Sent]

Aiseeee kwa hiyo niwasubirie waombaji wangu eeeh???

Eeeh sie tenaaa

 

[Comodo dragon]

***VEROSSA***​

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Inside a Verossa you'd think it’s some sleek automobile
There she lost her virginity, her dignity and her guile,

Inside a Verossa, she hopped in a lift home
There she was promised a job, cash and a lifestyle with its entire epitome,

Inside a Verossa he took off her clothes and wit them her dreams
There we lost an MD, a sister and a fine Mrs. Me,

Inside a Verossa an AIDS victim was added to the count
He seemed too good, healthy and well - he drives a Verossa… - he just can’t be!

Inside a Verossa she gave in to his touch and caressing
His strokes - electric - sent shocks of pleasure through her vein,

Inside a Verossa he slowly took off her top and
As it came off her head, off also went all warnings from her mama,

Inside a Verossa he unbuttoned her trouser jeans
Letting go of it so easily like one changing from dirty clothes,

Inside a Verossa, does your mama know?
That you were in the front seat, now you are both at the back and the car ain’t go,

Inside a Verossa like it’s yours young girl
Legs you spread and let him take it off girl,

Inside a Verossa his ‘'willy'’ unprotected you let slip in
Fun wasn'’t it? …yeah...as it went out and in,

Inside a Verossa it took only three weeks to realize
That you really treasured the monthly breeze,

Inside a Verossa you missed them and what did you think
No I can't be! and the sticks you went to pick,

Inside a Verossa, there you had your first test
Wasn't it what you expected? Congrats, you passed the test,

Inside a Verossa, you thought of calling the special man
Alas! No contacts to let him know what he'd done,

Inside a Verossa - no - on foot you went to the clinic
You are infected, pregnant and 3 supplementary exams to take,

Inside a Verossa you'd think it’s some sleek automobile
There she lost her virginity, her dignity and her guile!!!

Inside a Verossa he took off her clothes and wit them her dreams
There we lost an MD, a sister and a fine Mrs. Me.

Wasalaam wapendwa,
Mentor!

Creative...nimependa but bado dada zetu wengi wao hawapati funzo nao waingia huko huko

 

[Asprin]

Hahahahahahaha ulishaotesha mpapai halafu ukazaa machenza!???

Hii ndiyo njia pekee.

Ufunguo:
- mti wa kushoto - Asprin au Kaizer au Rogie au ....
- mti wa kulia RRONDO.
- mti wa chini (uliopasuliwa) Honey Faith.

Kwahiyo unataka kutuambia ODM au Kaizer au Rogie wana vibamia??

We dogo shika adabu yako

 

[Asprin]

Pele limepatwa na gunzi la muhindi, litakunwa na kusuguliwa hadi lijute kwa nini liliwasha

Hahaha shikamoo Mentor

Huu ujirani na uishe tu. Liwalo na liwe

 

[Heaven Sent]

Huu ujirani na uishe tu. Liwalo na liwe

Hehe kisa?

 

[Asprin]

Hehe kisa?

Mambo ya kuwasha na kusuguana kwa gunzi nani analitaka ujiranini??

 

[Heaven Sent]

Mambo ya kuwasha na kusuguana kwa gunzi nani analitaka ujiranini??

 

[Asprin]

We si jirani yangu tena. Liwalo na liwe

 

[Heaven Sent]

We si jirani yangu tena. Liwalo na liwe

Unapopatwa na shida kubwa usiku wa manane
Jirani yako ndiye wa kwanza kukusaidia
Hata katika vitabu vya Mungu ametuasa, mpende jirani yako kama unavyojipenda

Mimi na Wewe ni kitu kimoja, haina maana kunyimana

 

[Rogie]

Kwahiyo unataka kutuambia ODM au Kaizer au Rogie wana vibamia??

We dogo shika adabu yako

Hahaha ndio anachomaanisha?

 

[Asprin]

Hahaha ndio anachomaanisha?

Huyu dogo usimwamini sana.... hana maana kabisa.

 

[Asprin]

Unapopatwa na shida kubwa usiku wa manane
Jirani yako ndiye wa kwanza kukusaidia
Hata katika vitabu vya Mungu ametuasa, mpende jirani yako kama unavyojipenda

Mimi na Wewe ni kitu kimoja, haina maana kunyimana

Mi nimeona maandishi mekundu tu hapo..... Hebu fanya hima jirani.

 

[Heaven Sent]

Mi nimeona maandishi mekundu tu hapo..... Hebu fanya hima jirani.

He he he usijali, chumvi ntakupa mbona