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Utaipata kwa laki moja tu!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by slym, Jan 17, 2012.

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    slym Member

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    John alimwalika rafiki yake Fred nyumbani kwake kwa ajili ya dinner na vinywaji. Baada ya maakuli na wakati vinywaji vinaendelea John, mkewe John (Lisa) na mgeni wao Fred walikuwa wanacheza karata. Kwa bahati mbaya karata ikaangukia chini ya meza, Fred alipoinama kuichukua akaona nyeti za Lisa ambae hakuwa amevaa chupi. Fred akahamanika kwa aibu, japo John hakukugundua.

    Baadae kidogo John alipokwenda jikoni kuchukua vinywaji, Lisa akamuuliza Fred: "Umekipenda ulichokiona?"
    Fred: "Ndiyo".
    Lisa: Utakipata kwa laki moja, ila iwe ijumaa mchana maana John huenda site visits kwa wateja wake kila ijumaa.

    Ijumaa ikafika, Fred akaja kwa John na laki na mchezo ukachezwa. John aliporudi jioni akamuuliza mkewe: "Fred alikuja?"

    Lisa akawaza:'Inawezekana alimuona akija au kaambiwa', akajibu: "Ndiyo, alipita hapa mara moja". John: "Safi, alikuachia laki moja?"



    Lisa akawaza: 'Huyu atakuwa anajua'. Akamjibu mumewe kwa upole: "Ndiyo, kaileta".

    John: "Fred ni mwaminifu sana, alikuja asubuhi ofisini akanikopa laki moja na akasema atapita nyumbani akuachie mchana".
     
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    Mweee! :shetani:
     
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    asakuta same JF-Expert Member

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    umekosea njia mkuu ,ipeleke mahali pake...hlf kule inapostahili kuwepo itakuwa ni marudio haya.
     
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    laki si pesa
     
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    PMNBuko JF-Expert Member

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    Hahah hahah, hiyo kali... Huyo mwanamke aliliwa kwa 100,000/0. Hiyo noma!!
     
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    MUMY A JF-Expert Member

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    maskini wee..uroda katoa na laki kakosa....
     
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    Mbona anaishusha thamani yake laki tuu?
     
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    Ntila91 Member

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    Laki mbona kubwa wapo wanao shusha thamani yao bule,mwisho wacku aibu.
     
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    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    lakini mzigo umeliwa
     
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    OTIS JF-Expert Member

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    :alien::lol::lol:....Hatari
    OTIS
     
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    SaidAlly JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahah.....mkopo bla riba, nafaida juu. Safi sana hiyo!
     
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    Judgement JF-Expert Member

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    Kwani bei halali (actual price) hua ni sh ngapi ? Inayotambuliwa na EWURA ?
     
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    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    ilishatokea kule mtaani kwetu siku nyiiiingi...!mtaa wa Jukwaa la Jokes,nilishuhudia kabsa...mweeee...
     
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    duh kaliwa kwa pesa ya baba watoto aseee aiiiyeeeesiiiiiangaaaidaiiiia aaahakkakaa
     
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    Bakulutu JF-Expert Member

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    Marudio kwako we.....shit!!
    Bado hujaelewa jf rules..mang'a....
     
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    Bakulutu JF-Expert Member

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    Ha haaaaa haaaaaa...uwiiiiii
    Umenichekesha saaaaaaaana mkali..
     
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    bigambo Senior Member

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    khaaaaa, kweli ujanja kupata, na si kuwahi.....
    jamaa noma
     
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