Ushauri: Kuna dada kaniambia ananipenda. Je, nimkubalie?

[MILL8]

Kwahiyo ukishauriwa umkubalie na siku ya kutaka kumkula utakuja kuomba ushauri tena watu wakupe na mastyle ya kumkula

ndio nitareta tena bandiko hilo

 

[Detective J]

mwambie akapime ngoma kwanza. na hao unakuta hana sehemu ya kuishi, na kingine mwanamke hawezi kuwa wa kujiamini kiasi kwamba ana kwambi unakunywa kinywaji cha kike na kingine angekuwa na heshima asinge agiza pombe kwanza, tupa kule

Yap nimeona red flag kwake. Wakapime kwanza alaf amchunguze huyo mwanamke coz anaonekana ni mzoef wa mambo flani.

 

[MILL8]

Nilidhani ni bonge la love story kumbe umekutana bar.

Wanasemaga mapenzi popote hata iwe juu ya mti

 

[msakaa jr]

Huyo Dada ndo unataka akupatie mimba uliosema unatamani kubeba mimba uvunje rekodi?

Natamani kubeba mimba niwe mwanaume wa kwanza Afrika

 

[Snowpiercer]

Habari za mchana wana MMU, leo nareta bandiko humu ndani kwa ajili ya ushauri. jana mida ya mchana nilitoka nikaenda bar fulani maeneo ya songea nikaagiza pepsi taratibu nikawa nashushia na nyama choma,
baadae kidogo akaingi mwanadada mashallah mtoto si haba uzuri kajaliwa. moja kwa moja hadi nilipo akajongea, 'mambo kaka' nikajibu 'poa' akaniuliza 'hiki kiti kina mtu' hapana, akaketi na kuagiza bia akaanza kuniongeresha mbona unatumia kinywaji cha kike kwann usiagize bia. nikajibu najisikia vibaya ndo maana sikuagiza bia, (kikapita kimya kirefu) nikamwaga minaondo tutaonana akajibu 'samahani kaka naomba ukae kunakitu nataka nikwambie' ikanibidi nitii nikamwambi nakupa dk2 uongee shida yako. akaanz ooh! unajua kaka samahan kama ntakuudhi mimi nimetokea kukupenda naomba uwe wangu please, da! nikajiuliza hivi mwanamke mzuri kama huyu kakosa bwana. nikamwambia dada nipe siku yaleo nikufikilie kesho ntakupa jibu, leo kanipigia anataka tuonane yaani ninamawazo sijui nimkubalie au nikatae.
ushauri wenu wakuu

Mkatalie, asije kukuharibia ndoto zako za kuwa mwanaume wa kwanza Africa kubeba mimba.

 

[msakaa jr]

Kwahiyo ukishauriwa umkubalie na siku ya kutaka kumkula utakuja kuomba ushauri tena watu wakupe na mastyle ya kumkula

Nimetimiza miaka 9 bila kufanya ngono

 

[adden]

Mkubarie tu

 

[Shunie]

Nimetimiza miaka 9 bila kufanya ngono

Kwahiyo ni uwoga wake kumbe miaka 9 si mchezo si ameshasahau mpaka papuchi inafananaje

 

[kimeloki]

Mwambie aache unanga wewe mwenyewe unatafuta wa kukupa mimba uvunje rekodi asikuharibie plan zako

 

[ummtotomlito]

Mkubarie

 

[Honey bagers]

Afu ww huna akili nn

 

[MILL8]

Afu ww huna akili nn

Kwa kunionaje labda

 

[MILL8]

Kama umempenda mkubalie ila mupime ngoma.

Asante kwa ushauli

 

[Mjuni Lwambo]

Kwa kunionaje labda

Mh! Hii lugha vipi hii mkuu!?

 

[Rasputin]

'Mkubarie' tu 'kumkataria' mtu sio poa kabisa jitahd 'umkubari'

 

[mtzedi]

Ushabebeshwa mimba. Wazazi wako wana hasara. Hizo nguvu babako alizotumia kukuleta duniani zimeenda bure. Bora siku ile isingekuwepo.

 

[Trimmer]

Ndo uandishi gani wa leo ‘nareta’ ‘kuniongeresha’

Tumbafuuuu

Ha haaa haaaa yani umenifanya nicheke huku hadi watu wananishangaa

 

[mr movement]

Mkuu uliyeleta bandiko nitajie jina la bar uliyoingia hapo Songea nikushauri.
Maana bar zote za mjini Songea nazifahamu na wasifu wake naufahamu.

 

[Medecin]

Angejua anakutongoza mtu ambaye huna kichwa cha mboo na unatamani kushika mimba basi asingepoteza muda wake.

 

[Karucee]

You are very confused young man. Somehow you just don't know where your True North lies.

Please seek help so that you can come to terms with your sexuality. From my analysis of you, you are a disturbed soul. Your affairs of the heart and of the mind are a little confused.

Acha nijaribu kubadili lugha huenda ukanielewa.

Tafuta mda, ukamuone counselor. Ongea nae kiundani about utoto wako na malezi yako..... ataweza kujua tatizo lako liko wapi.

Kwanini nasema hivi, thread zako zinaonyesha haupo ok. Jana ulitamani ubebe mimba na uzae. That alone is a red flag.

Hope you find peace in your heart and man and life in general young man.