Ushahidi Mahakamani

[Mtanzanika]

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[TD]Shahidi wa tukio la ajali akitoa ushahidi wake mahakamani..na hivi ndivyo ilivyokua:

Mwanasheria: "Ni kweli kwamba uliishuhudia ajali iliyotokea?"


Shahidi: "Ndio niliishuhudia."

Mwanasheria: "Ulikua umbali gani kutoka kwenye tukio la ajali?"

Shahidi: "umbali wa futi 31 na nchi 6 na robo."

Mwanasheria (akidhani atamtia mtegoni shahidi): "Vizuri, Je unaweza kuiambia Mahakama ulijuaje kama umbali huo uliosema ndo wenyewe haswaa?"

Shahidi: "Kwa sababu ajali ilipotokea nilichukua futi ya kupimia nikapima na nilijua some stupid lawyer would ask me that question."
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[Mbimbinho]

Hahahah, shahidi ni noma

 

[princess enny]

hhahhhhahahahaha

 

[Vivian Mwaisango]

Ha ha ha ha haaa!uwiii,uyo shekhe Yahya nin

 

[Mzalendo JR]

Hhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nice thng

 

[ngulinho]

ha ha hah ah ha ha

 

[somba kankara]

hii noma

 

[The Bleiz]

Cpati picha kilichofuata baada ya hilo jibu.

 

[ELIBARIKI SARUNI]

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