Unknown caller

[Tony Laurent]

Jane was called by an
Unknown number.

UNKNOWN: Hi, do you have a boyfriend?
JANE: Yeah.
UNKNOWN: So you have a boyfriend. Its
your dad. I'm coming so that you'll tell me
when you grew horns!
Next five minutes later, another Unknown
caller.
UNKNOWN: Hi, do you have a boyfriend?
JANE: No.
UNKNOWN: I see you don't love me. I'm
your boyfriend.
JANE: Oh Sweet heart, I love
you. I thought it was
my stupid Dad!
UNKNOWN: It's not your boyfriend. It's
still your dad , just wanted to confirm
you really have one. Wait for me! I'm on my way