Ungeuaje soo hili!

[Paul Hamrete]

Coton biters

Cold juice

 

[ZENITH]

Kwani we mtangazaji upo studio?

 

[Chuma Chakavu]

Cold juice

pharmacy na cold juice wapi na wapi! labda useme conaz

 

[YOEZA MNZAVA]

haha hah muuza naomba colgatte
hwell:

 

[ChescoMatunda]

Kuna watu wako closer kwa Ku close isee nimewakubali hahahahahaha.

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[Sumbalawinyo]

unaweza ukachapia ukasema 'korodani'

 

[Tasia I]

Umefika zako dukani,unataka kununua condom za kwenda kuchakachulia kwingineko,ile unasema "muuzaji naomba unipatie co....",unageuka nyuma unakutana uso kwa macho na mama watoto wako.Hii sentensi yako uliyokwisha ianzisha utaimalizia vipi ili kuepusha shari na amani iendelee kutamalaki ndani ya nyumba?

uaminifu sio kuto kucheat ni kuhakikisha mwenzio hahisi, hajui, na hatojua kabisa.

 

[kakuruvi]

Korosho

 

[Manumbu]

Co... cocoa ile yenye maziwa, tena bahati nzuri na wife kaja mpatie turudi zetu home! au siyo honey wangu?

amazing quick thinking!

 

[chambilecho]

Co....flin

cofin dukani?

 

[Malunkwi]

cocacola

upo sawasawa kabisa

 

[Mkiliman]

pharmacy na cold juice wapi na wapi! labda useme conaz

AAH!!! Aliyepost hajasema duka la pharmacy au kwingineko, usipende kukosoa kila kitu.

Tufurahie joke hii, ambayo inatoa ukweli wa mambo kwa kiasi kikubwa coz we (men) cheat alot.

 

[Mtanzanika]

wakati unajaribu kupotezea wife yeye anasema live "mimi naomba kondom"

 

[IrDA]

coffee...ile ya Tanica

 

[Emma.]

colgate nageuza kiswahili imeshakuwa msala

 

[Meruone]

Kondoo dukani!!

Haaaa! Wee kijembee ungeshtukiwa na mkeo. Kondoo kauzwa lini dukani? Na muuzaji angekushangaa mwisho wa ck mkeo angeuliza kuna nini hapa? Mwenye duka angemwambia unataka kuuziwa kondoo humu dukani!

 

[mvuye]

naomba copy za magazeti

 

[Magwangala]

ko ko kongoro,oh samahani naomba kongosho,oh namaanisha kokakola baridi kwa ajili ya mke wangu aiseh!

 

[Donpela]

Cocoa
Compass

 

[Badu]

Kongosho!