Unakumbuka kufanya kituko gani during foolish age?



aisee vyote alikuwa navyo
guu guu.sheou shepu...
 

ukome kuparamia vya watu Boss!!!yani umeenda mlandizi kisa mwanamke,ha ha
 
WE WERE BOY SCOUTS.....LATE MANENO IDD MARITE WAS OUR SCOUT MASTER......THE TRIP TO BAHATI CAMP MOROGORO WAS MADE......I WAS AMONG THE TROUPE THAT HEADED TO THE CAMP......ON ARRIVAL....ONE SCOUT PRASHANT STARTED CRYING........I WAS GIVEN THE TASK TO CONSOLE THE GUY......AND GIVEN FOOD TO MAKE HIM EAT(instead I ate it all) ASKED WHETHER THE INDIAN SCOUT ATE....I SAID THE BOY ENJOYED THE FOOD GREATLY AND ASKED THE ADDITIONAL.......THE SECOND DAY.....THE THIRD DAY.....AT NOON THEY FOUND THE BOY IS SO WEAK, THEY DECIDED TO ASK HIM......IN TEARS HE EXPLAINED HOW WE TRY TO GIVE HIM MEAT WHICH IN THEIR RELIGION IS FORBIDEN....! MASTER NJIGE LOOKED AT ME...(small toilet ran down the trousers) ......!it was great adventure!
 
The Boss said:
aisee vyote alikuwa navyo
guu guu.sheou shepu...
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Eh! Kumbe ndiyo ugonjwa wako huo! hahahahahaha yaani kila nikikumbuka nacheka sana. Unajua ulikuwa unamtafutia nafasi ili umuuzie lugha lakini tangu ulipomuona nafasi ilikuwa haikuruhusu kumwaga mistari yako maana kulikuwa na kadamnasi sasa ukaamua kulala mbele naye mpaka upate nafasi ya kufanya vitu vyako. Kuja kushtuka mwanaume uko Mlandizi hahahahahahaha lol! ushapoteza masaa kama manne au hata zaidi na mawindo yako hayakufanikiwa lol! sasa sijui ulikuwa mkiwa kiasi gani katika safari yako ya kurudi Dar? we Boss mtundu sana na bado utundu wako unauendeleza hadi hii leo.
 

mkuu mimi mwenyewe nikikumbuka huwa nacheka sana....
Siku hizi hizi simu zinasaidia sana....ukipewa namba tu.
Unaendelea zako na shughuli nyingine....
 
The Boss said:
mkuu mimi mwenyewe nikikumbuka huwa nacheka sana....
Siku hizi hizi simu zinasaidia sana....ukipewa namba tu.
Unaendelea zako na shughuli nyingine....
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Simu zinatesa sana mkuu, we acha tu, Ni hapo upige halafu unasikia upande wa pili kuna sauti ya njemba na wakati ulikuwa unategemea kuisikia sauti ya mrembo lol! unaminya kimya kimya au unajitia wrong number hahahahahah

 
bubu ataka kusema said:
simu zinatesa sana mkuu, we acha tu, ni hapo upige halafu unasikia upande wa pili kuna sauti ya njemba na wakati ulikuwa unategemea kuisikia sauti ya mrembo lol! Unaminya kimya kimya au unajitia wrong number hahahahahah
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ha ha ha ha
mimi nikipiga nikisikia sauti ya kiume
huwa najifanya nilikuwa napiga simu muhimbili
au dawasco.....nauliza haloo hapo dawasco???????
Kesho mwanamke lazima abaki hoi,
kama ni mke wa mtu huwa wanabaki wanacheka tu...
Hatari nakuwa nimewaaepushia....lol
 

hahahahahaha naomba kuongea na Dawasco/Muhimbili hahahahahahaha. Mapenzi haya we acha tu kuna vijimambo kweli kweli. Mkiongea na mrembo ukimwambia nilipiga jana nikawa naulizia kama ni Dawasco baada ya kukutana na sauti ya njemba anweza kuangua kicheko cha hali ya juu lol! Kumbe ulikuwa wewe!
 

This is fun!..kweli techniques za wizi unazo!!
Tatizo tu usikute umeseviwa kwenye simu kama fundi dawasco au nesi muhimbili..
unahitaji maombia kuacha kutamani wake za watu,lol
 
belindajacob said:
this is fun!..kweli techniques za wizi unazo!!
Tatizo tu usikute umeseviwa kwenye simu kama fundi dawasco au nesi muhimbili..
Unahitaji maombia kuacha kutamani wake za watu,lol
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kuna mmoja huwa ameni save
kwa jina la fundi bomba....
Aliwahi kuni introduce kwa mumewe kama fundi bomba...
Mumewe akaniuliza mbona fundi wewe uko smart sana
nikamwambia mimi msimamizi tu,kazi wanafanya vijana wangu..
Hapo ilikuwa nyumbani kwao niko mezani nakula pilau...
Wanawake bana we acha tu....lol
 
siwezi hata kuendelea kusoma,
hahahahahaha uwiiiiiiiiiiiii nyela kiki?
 

hahahahahahaha We Boss mkali sana hahahahahahah fundi bomba siyo lol! kumbe huku wazima taa. Haya bwana fundi bomba lol! lakini angalia mwingine anaweza kukurushia maswali mrefu (marefu) ofisi zako ziko wapi blah blah blah naweza kupita katika ofisi zako kesho? Hapo itakuwa balaa maana hakuna fundi bomba wa kweli lol!
 


...Please, tell me this is only a Joke !!!....:shocked: 😛ound:

 
:becky::becky::becky::becky::becky:

I will be back
 


ha ha ha ha ha ha ha he he he he he he hii yako kali ...
 
NasDaz u must be crazy hahahahaha nimecheka mwanzo mwisho ..
duniani kuna vituko ..u made my day :A S 8:
 
Ngoja niongeze la kwangu:

Kuna siku ilikuwa asubuhi ya saa tatu siku ya jumamosi ,nilikuwa naelekea school kwa ajili tuition ya form IV, basi njiani nilimwona mdada mrembo mzuri sana mweupe Mhehe, huyo dada aliniangalia sana kiasi kilichonifanya nimwangalie na kujiuliza kulikoni kuniangalia kiasi hicho?
basi sikutoa macho yangu kwake huku niliendelea kutembea.

Kwa bahati mbaya kwa mbele kulikuwa na mtaro na sikuliona mtaro wakati natembea huku namwangalia mdada,nikatumbukia mtaroni bahati ilikuwa ya udongo ingekuwa ya simenti ingekuwa balaa, wacha yule dada alinicheka saaana, nikanyanyuka taratibu na kusepa kimyakimya,tuition mambo hayakuingia akilini.

Niliporudi nilipita njia hiyohiyo,bahati nilimkuta mdada tena njiani,alinisimamisha na kuniongelesha

Mdada: Pole kwa mtaroo!!
Mimi: Ahsante!
Mdada: Viiipiii?
Mimi: Sijakuelewa!
Mdada: Hunielewi?
Mimi: Lipi ulinitaka nikuambie?
Mdada: Hujanielewa mpaka saa hizi?
Mimi: Shida yako ni nini?
Mdada: Si hii!!

Khaaa! Hapo nikagundua alichotaka...!!!!
 

ha ha ha h aha ha ha ha ha The boss we ni noma, yaani nimecheka mpaka basi.
yaani umekaa kwa kujiamini kabisa??? eti mimi ni msimamizi tu, kazi wanafanya vijana, una vituko sana wewe!!!
 

Mkuu ! Mkuuu! Mkuu! Nashindwa hata kuongea manake nahofia kuna siku atakukuta live unakaza bomba baada ya kuanza kutoa majimaji!
 

Duniani kweli balaa..
 
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