Ukisikia fumanizi basi ndo hili...

[Red Scorpion]

Simba kaja kuomba maliwato!

 

[miss chagga]

kaka simba mimi sijasema ha ha ha ha

 

[kabanga]

duh... hapo unakuwa mple tu huna jinsi...!

 

[kwamtoro]

Mbona simba mwenyewe yupo kama shoga. Hana tofauti na nyoka wa kisimani au nyuki wa mashineni au nyoka wa kibisa.

 

[ThinkPad]

Ndio maana nilivyokwenda Serengeti nilikataa katakata kulala kwenye Tent nkalala day 1 jikoni day 2 kwenye gari.

 

[ThinkPad]

Wewe mtu anayetembeza vinywaji kwenye camp na gari anakuja anawambia nimekutana na sharubu kama 8 hapo kwenye camp kama km 2 kutoka mlipo alafu nilale kwenye Tent imposible.

 

[Karucee]

Halafu eti silaha kaiweka mbaaaali tena nje. Is this advisable in camping?

Haha. miss yu

 

[Karucee]

kaka simba mimi sijasema ha ha ha ha

Uanze na shkamoo lakini.

 

[Katavi]

Ha ha ha haaah,,,,,,,,huyo simba mzee hamfanyi chochote. zaidi atalala hapo jirani wapige stori.

 

[Katavi]

Ndio maana nilivyokwenda Serengeti nilikataa katakata kulala kwenye Tent nkalala day 1 jikoni day 2 kwenye gari.

Ha ha ha haaah,,,,,,,,huko mbugani ndugu yangu kunatisha, wengine hata ujasiri wa kulala katika nyumba iliyo huko nisingekuwa nao.

 

[grafani11]

Wataaalamu wa porini wanasema simba dume hana tabu sana kama wa kike, huyo kuna maneno ukimwambia anakuachia. Ubaya wake utauona kama umetoka kula Mbunye akihisi harufu hudhani umetoka kula mbunye ya Simba jike wake....Utambeba

 

[Kiteitei]

Unaanza kupiga makofi na kuimba pambio.....anameremeee...anameremetaa ..simbaaaaa anamerremetaaa anameremetaaaaaaaaaaa!! Ataondoka akiona unamsifia!!... .ukitoka hapo nduki bafuni kujisafisha!!!!

 

[miss chagga]

Uanze na shkamoo lakini.

ha ha ha lazima na useme i love u ... na hiyo bunduki ni ya kuchezea tu

 

[miss chagga]

Mbona simba mwenyewe yupo kama shoga. Hana tofauti na nyoka wa kisimani au nyuki wa mashineni au nyoka wa kibisa.

angemchezea ndevu hapo sawa jamaaa kapigwa butwaa

 

[chloe.obrain]

Unaanza kupiga makofi na kuimba pambio.....anameremeee...anameremetaa ..simbaaaaa anamerremetaaa anameremetaaaaaaaaaaa!! Ataondoka akiona unamsifia!!... .ukitoka hapo nduki bafuni kujisafisha!!!!

ahahahhaahaha my ribs lol :becky:

 

[Talc]

MMmmmmmm,aisee unaweza ukajkuta unasalmia,shkamoo ehee eheee

 

[Karucee]

ha ha ha lazima na useme i love u ... Na hiyo bunduki ni ya kuchezea tu

lols! Hahaa

 

[SHIEKA]

Haha. miss yu

Me too Karucee. You aren't posting in mmu. Banned? Looking forward to a karucee post.

 

[Emory Andrew Tate]

Wataaalamu wa porini wanasema simba dume hana tabu sana kama wa kike, huyo kuna maneno ukimwambia anakuachia. Ubaya wake utauona kama umetoka kula Mbunye akihisi harufu hudhani umetoka kula mbunye ya Simba jike wake....Utambeba

Kumbe hadi mfalme ana wivu ati

 

[Marapai]

Una maji ya kunywa??