Ukishuka Nakumeza

Given Edward · Mar 26, 2011

Katika shule fulani ya kishua ya ghorofa 5 hivi ilitokea katika darasa la juu kabisa mwalimu alimtuma mwanafunzi mmoja akamchukulie chaki chini kwenye ground floor. Hasa wakati amebakisha ngazi nne kufika chini ile anataka kukunja tu anasikia sauti inasema "UKISHUKA NAKUMEZA". Jamaa kila akijikaza kwenda sauti ndio inazidi "UKISHUKA NAKUMEZA".
Mwisho wa siku akamfuata mwalimu na kumwambia kuna mtu anataka kummeza. Wakabebana na mwalimu wake hadi ile sehemu."MKISHUKA NAWAMEZA". Mwalimu akajiuliza amejuaje tuka wawili bila kutuangalia? Mwalimu woga ukamjaa balaa kwa vile shule imeingiliwa na jambazi linaloua watu. Akapiga simu polisi na baada ya dk 15 polisi wakaja na FFU ndani wakiwa wamechafuka bunduki na risasi. Wakapanda mpaka ile sehemu wakajipa ujasiri wakatokea mbele ya yule jamaa na mibunduki yao.
Cha ajabu wakakuta kumbe ni chizi anaongea na makamasi yake. Pale mara ya kwanza lilikuwa kutoka tundu moja hivyo akawa anasema "UKISHUKA NAKUMEZA" halafu baadaye wakati na mwalimu anakuja ikawa matundu yote mawili ndo akawa anasema "MKISHUKA NAWAMEZA".

Mkwaruzo · Mar 26, 2011

hahahahayeeee ahh makubwaaanwga haya, madogo yana nafuu. Na huyo alikuwa chizi kweli kwasababu hayapi hata sapoti ya kuyasukuma yatoke ila anayasubiria. Dah lkn mwalimu alionekana kuwa ni zaidi ya chizi kwa uoga wake....

Mshume Kiyate · Mar 26, 2011

HAHAHAHAA:lol::lol::lol:

Ninaweza · Mar 27, 2011

Mkwaruzo said:
hahahahayeeee ahh makubwaaanwga haya, madogo yana nafuu. Na huyo alikuwa chizi kweli kwasababu hayapi hata sapoti ya kuyasukuma yatoke ila anayasubiria. Dah lkn mwalimu alionekana kuwa ni zaidi ya chizi kwa uoga wake....

haaa,haaaa, uuuuwiiiii......ticha anaogopa lisije lika m-swalo.

Given Edward · Oct 27, 2011

Sipati picha wanafunzi!

mutabutu · Oct 27, 2011

Dah nimecheka xa imalizie kuwa wale polis walikuwaje wadogo ka pilton.

Given Edward · Oct 27, 2011

mutabutu said:
Dah nimecheka xa imalizie kuwa wale polis walikuwaje wadogo ka pilton.

Police wenyewe walijikataa!

Mzee · Oct 27, 2011

Machizi wanaingiaje shule za kishua wakati 24 mlinzi getini.

AMINATA 9 · Oct 27, 2011

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa u made ma day

chapaa · Oct 28, 2011

ama kweli mkishuka nawameza

Vinci · Oct 28, 2011

ha ha ha ha......hii nimekubali....sekyuuu..Police walijilaumia....ila nao ili wasionekana machizi watambeba chizi..

Given Edward · Oct 28, 2011

Sasa kumbe!

Iselamagazi · Oct 29, 2011

Mmmm, hii fix mzee!!!

Jaluo_Nyeupe · Oct 30, 2011

aaaakkhhh! Mi nakula bana.

MR. DRY · Oct 30, 2011

Uuwiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...mbavu zangu zitamezwa....mjini shule!

Masikini_Jeuri · Oct 31, 2011

dah afadhali imekuwa hivi...............nilichelea isiwe makubwa zaidi!

mchemsho · Oct 31, 2011

Walienda na mabunduki chungu nzima sijui walizani ni maandamano ya chadema? Hah hah ,shame on'em.!

Cantalisia · Oct 31, 2011

Givenality said:
Katika shule fulani ya kishua ya ghorofa 5 hivi ilitokea katika darasa la juu kabisa mwalimu alimtuma mwanafunzi mmoja akamchukulie chaki chini kwenye ground floor. Hasa wakati amebakisha ngazi nne kufika chini ile anataka kukunja tu anasikia sauti inasema "UKISHUKA NAKUMEZA". Jamaa kila akijikaza kwenda sauti ndio inazidi "UKISHUKA NAKUMEZA".
Mwisho wa siku akamfuata mwalimu na kumwambia kuna mtu anataka kummeza. Wakabebana na mwalimu wake hadi ile sehemu."MKISHUKA NAWAMEZA". Mwalimu akajiuliza amejuaje tuka wawili bila kutuangalia? Mwalimu woga ukamjaa balaa kwa vile shule imeingiliwa na jambazi linaloua watu. Akapiga simu polisi na baada ya dk 15 polisi wakaja na FFU ndani wakiwa wamechafuka bunduki na risasi. Wakapanda mpaka ile sehemu wakajipa ujasiri wakatokea mbele ya yule jamaa na mibunduki yao.
Cha ajabu wakakuta kumbe ni chizi anaongea na makamasi yake. Pale mara ya kwanza lilikuwa kutoka tundu moja hivyo akawa anasema "UKISHUKA NAKUMEZA" halafu baadaye wakati na mwalimu anakuja ikawa matundu yote mawili ndo akawa anasema "MKISHUKA NAWAMEZA".

Haaaa haaaa haaaaa haaa,uwiiii mbavu zangu mie lol!

ARV · Oct 31, 2011

Kidogo n'tapike makamasi ya huyu chizi !!!! Si unajua tena makamasi mazito ya rangi ya njano hivi au kama anavuta sigara yanakua na partical nyeusi maziiitooo halafu yana chumvi chumvi ukiyala.

Masika · Oct 31, 2011

hata mimi ningesepa mwensanguu loooo!

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