Uandame, usiandame..... Lazima kieleweke!!

[Asprin]

Uwiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!,
Asprin unanivunjamo tumbavu twangu,
Lakini wakati uko mpangaji wa vyumba vya Nyuma hukuwa hivo Lakini nashangaa tangu upewe huku Mbele umekuwa jeuri sana.
Sijui kwa nini!!!

Kwa sababu siku hizi wengi hawapendi vyumba vya mbele.........

 

[Madame B]

Na ni lazima awe na ulinzi shirikishi kunako............

Babuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu,
Hapana jamani,SIKUWEZI.
Dahhhhhh!!!
Hapo si tunaotesha Mchicha jamani,
cacico mme wenu Hajatulia hata kidogo.
LOOOOOOOOOOOLEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jile79]

ili mradi usimtafutie mchumba wa dizaini hii......... Stuka St. Paka Mweusi.........think!! Madame B si mtu mzuri kiviiiile!

kwa hiyo akili kumkinga na ni ngoma droo

 

[Asprin]

Babuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu,
Hapana jamani,SIKUWEZI.
Dahhhhhh!!!
Hapo si tunaotesha Mchicha jamani,
cacico mme wenu Hajatulia hata kidogo.
LOOOOOOOOOOOLEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sijatulia? Muzee ya mazoezi sijatulia? Ntake razi bibie.......

 

[Leak]

Kweli we ni Aspirin babu kijana!

Kweli liwalo na liwe!

 

[Asprin]

Kweli we ni Aspirin babu kijana!

Kweli liwalo na liwe!

Yeah.......... Liwalo na liwe mpaka kieleweke...

 

[Leak]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah

Weuweeeeeeeeeee! Hata mimea inajua utamu ka kusaga....
Kachiri Sagaaaaa
Kachriiiii kachiriiii
Niitieni cacico.......... saga
Na@BADILI TABIA.............saga
Nitieni na Yummy........... Saga
Bila sahau Kongosho.......... saga
Madame B saga, saga, sagaaaaa

 

[Madame B]

Asprin bwana usinivunje mbavu zangu,
Asa wanakimbia ndizi au wana yao???
Ningekuwa mimi hata ningesimama ili nione takuwaje.

 

[sweetlady]

cacico Mmmmmwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, mie mzima na kadogoo pia hajambo kabisa@Asprin popote utakaponionea Bishanga plz mfikishie salamu zangu za upendo wa dhati

 

[Leak]

Lunch time wangu! Nikuijie?

Asprin bwana usinivunje mbavu zangu,
Asa wanakimbia ndizi au wana yao???
Ningekuwa mimi hata ningesimama ili nione takuwaje.

 

[Kongosho]

Ha ha ha ha ha, unapasua wanamme nini??
Hata mie nimegoma hadi next week

 

[Kaizer]

Hii sredi hii...leo ngoja niende jukwaa la siasa nikaangalie njinsi ushuru wa biya umepanda tena! Manina.

Hommie Asprin ikifika Iddi nistue. nipo safarini hapa

 

[Asprin]

Asprin bwana usinivunje mbavu zangu,
Asa wanakimbia ndizi au wana yao???
Ningekuwa mimi hata ningesimama ili nione takuwaje.

Kumbe huogopi haya makitu eh? Shaurilo. Umenionea wapi cacico?

 

[Asprin]

cacico Mmmmmwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, mie mzima na kadogoo pia hajambo kabisa@Asprin popote utakaponionea Bishanga plz mfikishie salamu zangu za upendo wa dhati

Khaaa! Ushanifanya kuwadi? Aku!

 

[St. Paka Mweusi]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha,
Umekua kijana wangu,
Ngoja nikutafutie Mchumba.
Unamuhitaji nani humu JF?

Leo mimi ni mtu wa kuguna tu,
Mh..nimekuwa kijana wako tena??
mbona waweka mipaka wataka
kuninyima nini tena..??

 

[Madame B]

Kumbe huogopi haya makitu eh? Shaurilo. Umenionea wapi cacico?

Mtumeeeee!!!!!!,Nini hiki wewe,Before and After au???
Mkeo cacico kaenda kumpikia yule Bwana wake Mpemba yule jirani yenu.
Babu Stuka, Mkeo Anaibiwa.

 

[Asprin]

Mtumeeeee!!!!!!,Nini hiki wewe,Before and After au???
Mkeo cacico kaenda kumpikia yule Bwana wake Mpemba yule jirani yenu.
Babu Stuka, Mkeo Anaibiwa.

Hahahaa! Mke wangu yuko na ulinzi wa vitoto vyangu......... Nisipomkagua mimi, vinanisaidia vyenyewe kumkagua. Haibiwi cacico hapa!

 

[Madame B]

Leo mimi ni mtu wa kuguna tu,
Mh..nimekuwa kijana wako tena??
mbona waweka mipaka wataka
kuninyima nini tena..??

We Mwana We,
Unataka kuwa Akina Mariyoo?
Comeeee.
Usigune bhana ongea tu.

 

[Madame B]

Hahahaa! Mke wangu yuko na ulinzi wa vitoto vyangu......... Nisipomkagua mimi, vinanisaidia vyenyewe kumkagua. Haibiwi cacico hapa!

Asenteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mabwaku haya.

 

[St. Paka Mweusi]

We Mwana We,
Unataka kuwa Akina Mariyoo?
Comeeee.
Usigune bhana ongea tu.

Mh..... Asprin njoo nisaidie kusoma haya maneno......