ngulinho
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- Jun 13, 2011
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1st woman: Hi! My name is Sandra.
2nd woman: Hi! Im Sylvia. Howd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible! :embarassed2:
1st woman: It wasnt so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just kneeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didnt look in the freezerwed both still be alive.
2nd woman: Hi! Im Sylvia. Howd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible! :embarassed2:
1st woman: It wasnt so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just kneeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didnt look in the freezerwed both still be alive.
