Tukumbushane misemo ya kina dada wa uswazi (misemo ya uswahilini)

[Shark]

Mwanaizaya uciejua vibaya wewe leo utanijua...

Mtu mwenyewe umekuja mjini icku na gari la samaki wanuka shomboooo hehehehee inahusuuuuuu ualijua jiji na mataa yake

Mwanaizaya mtoka pabaya we

 

[Mshana Jr]

Kuna moja maarufu sana hapa jamvini ' Acha kuhorojoka punguani wahed'

 

[Nanaa]

We ndala tuu...thamani yako chooni...ndani waishia mlangoni...

 

[CT SCan Mchina]

>>kantangazeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
>>akutangaze nan akat hta baloz wko hakujuii babueeee

hahahah duuh!

 

[lbaraka]

leo utanambia hilo yai jeusi ulikolitoa

 

[excel]

Kantangazeeee....!!!

ati nani? kan'tangaze?...

 

[Blood Hurricane]

Inahuuu!!!

 

[Maserati]

Kantangazeeee....!!!

Uliza wewe Excel jamni.. na sku hizi utaskia
Nikutangaze upate ela, mwngne atakuambia
nkutangaze upate nn ila still nitabaki mimiiii Kan'tangaze babe

ati nani? kan'tangaze?...

 

[mwalimumzalendo1]

Hadhi yako ndara kuishia mlangoni by dida

 

[Maserati]

Hadhi yako ndara kuishia mlangoni by dida

S bora mlangon, hadhi yako chooni

 

[Maserati]

Hapo sasa akichambwa mkaka utasikia "unanini wewe mwanaume pajama hadhi yako chooni umetembea sana jikoni " teeeenaaaa

 

[mwalimumzalendo1]

S bora mlangon, hadhi yako chooni

Hahaha uswailin kuna kazi

 

[Daata]

Nitahamia uswahilini nijifunze haya!

 

[payton]

Ukiuliza kwann unatembea na mume wa mtu utajibiwa mume wa peke yako utamtoa wapi shoga??!

 

[esther luther]

mmmmhh....yaani mpaka hapa humu ndani wanaojua kusutana wamo wengi kinyaaamaa...!

 

[Mwandwanga]

Huna haya ka kopo la chooni kuchungulia ny...chi za watu!!!! loooh., sura kavu ka ngozi ya ----!!

Ngozi ya Mbupuu

 

[Manchris Jbisd]

mi sielewagi mtu akisema 'inahusu'... msaada kdg mkiwa mnapitapita.

 

[Miss Neddy]

mi sielewagi mtu akisema 'inahusu'... msaada kdg mkiwa mnapitapita.

inahuuu means haikuhusu

 

[Manchris Jbisd]

inahuuu means haikuhusu

thanks... nazidi kuongeza misamiati..sa hivi mtu haniteti!

 

[ESPIRIT]

Utajijeijei. Au acha kujishaua.