Tujikumbushe wahadhiri wababe na kauli zao za kukatisha tamaa

[Cyb]

Chuo hamna tuisheni, Kama haujaingia kwenye lecture yangu, siku ya mtihani ndo utajua kuwa dar es salaam ni jiji au ni mkoa. ..........Mlay

hahahaa.. huyu Mlay ndo wa mathematics?

 

[mkanyikivega]

Yap

hahahaa.. huyu Mlay ndo wa mathematics?

 

[Jaby'z]

MT 261 ukipita hiyo una 55% za kumaliza chuo

Nyie wote cha mtoto Dr Kakiko udsm Engineering mathematics,sitaki hata kukumbuka

 

[Cyb]

Yap

huyo mzee alitufundisha Foundations of Analysis. anasema "this is MT100 ya University of Dar es Salaam. siyo chuo cha nyuki Tabora wanakofundisha kuchonga mizinga.

 

[Jaby'z]

Thread nzima hamna Prof Tesha na Dr msemwa wa MIE?

 

[rikiboy]

Mwalimu wangu wa la saba
"Usifikiri shule umekuja kusomea ujinga".
Mwisho wa kunukuu.

 

[rikiboy]

No stone shall be left unturned...! Sir Kaselenge Kibaha Sec... Alikuwaa Ana English mojaa balaaa yani yule mzee noma sana

 

[mkanyikivega]

huyo mzee alitufundisha Foundations of Analysis. anasema "this is MT100 ya University of Dar es Salaam. siyo chuo cha nyuki Tabora wanakofundisha kuchonga mizinga.

 

[Zimeanza zimeanza kuota]

'Nyie Watoto Kama kuna kitu mmenizidi basi ni Urefu Na Umaskini tu'- Mlacha Udom

Dah nimecheka kinoma

 

[Zimeanza zimeanza kuota]

unafaa kua mkulima , chuo umefata nn(?.. nmemsitiri jna kiubinadamu tu.

Hahaha

 

[Lello199]

Thread nzima hamna Prof Tesha na Dr msemwa wa MIE?

Make them feel it. PB msemwa ME206, ME208

 

[supercharger GT]

Dr willy pale udsm anafundisha yanaeleweka, lakini pepa zinatoka Mars

 

[supercharger GT]

"Uzao wa Condom zilizopasuka hamtavaa Joho"
Dr. Kazimoto...moto kama jina lake

 

[Zimeanza zimeanza kuota]

"Ukifa umekufa kwa uzembe wako" sitamsahau huyu Ssgt.

Hapa katisha

 

[bulletface]

'' mpaka utoke jasho la damu" ndo utalivaa joho. Maneno yake prof. Mtengeti kwenye course ya Range research methodology. Siku ya paper lake watu walikohoa kila swali unalokutana nalo bora ya uliloliacha nyuma.

 

[feyzal]

Kumbe umepiga udom. Aisee hili somo amekuja kulipokea Bwana mmoja anaitwa Nyondo... alinifanya niishi kama vile.niko vietnam.. kumbe niko info.
Nyondo kukote ulipo ulaaniwee.. aisee

mkuu umeongea kwa uchungu sana

 

[neurosurgeon]

Mkuu Fimbo ni jabali, kumshinda kesi si rahisi sana, ingawaje kapoteza kadhaa kwa Dr Tenga

Tenga is the best of the best

 

[neurosurgeon]

Aaitwa nani😂🙃🙃

Kwakweli huyu ni mwalimu haswa!

Sentensi yake hiyo huwezi ipinga kwa hoja yoyote.Simple and clear!

Ni kama prof wangu wa Electrical Power Systems Circuits,uki-calculate voltage into three decimal places ukakosea 3rd decimal number,anakwambia utaunguza grid ya taifa hufai lazima urudi SUP...

The nigga was savage!

 

[Mwalimu wa tuisheni]

Kcmc pale school of pharmacy nlibanwa na oral exam ya pharmacotherapy...asee jamaa aliniuliza swali jib nlilotoa akanambia "you are speaking catterpillar language to a butterfly i dont understand you" kajipange kwanza...dah ctasahau

Hahaha

 

[Quimica]

Kcmc pale school of pharmacy nlibanwa na oral exam ya pharmacotherapy...asee jamaa aliniuliza swali jib nlilotoa akanambia "you are speaking catterpillar language to a butterfly i dont understand you" kajipange kwanza...dah ctasahau