Top 10 Lavish Weddings

[King’asti]

Ulitaka upendwe peke yako eeh. Imekula kwakomazee

Okey! Sawa sawa...

 

[Madame B]

St. Paka Mweusi wanadamu wanadhani ndoa imara ni ile iliyogharamiwa mamilioni kwa mamilioni. K ni ile ile tu. Period.

Hahahahaha.........eti K ile ile.
Nyingine chungu bhana.

 

[Madame B]

Madame B omba Ben Saanane asinione hapo juu, utakuwa ndo mwanzo wa wewe kulamba BAN kwenye relation naye.

Hahahahaha.......... Ben Saanane hawezi kuniacha kamwe, Kwanza unafikiri mimi naachika, Ah..........wapi.
Muulize hata YNNAH.

 

[Passion Lady]

Ungejua navyokutamani wewe,ungemuhurumia Ruttashobolwa......

hahaaa!we nitamani
ila my Ruttashobolwa
hasalitiki,ana vigezo vyote hahaaa!

 

[St. Paka Mweusi]

Hahahahaha.........eti K ile ile.
Nyingine chungu bhana.

Kakudanganya nani, na wewe una moja tu na huna uwezo wa kuzionja nyingine..??

 

[St. Paka Mweusi]

Mi namhurumia @st paka mweupe.
Hujui imeandikwa usitamani mke wa jirani yako?

Khah jamani wewe...!!!Umerithi lini kazi ya uchungaji toka kwa babu Asprin...???

 

[Madame B]

Kalale sasa usije kulala siku ya PASAKA. My regards to my former sister-in-law Kijino. Heri ya Pasaka kwenu.

Poa poa.

 

[Bishanga]

Ungejua navyokutamani wewe,ungemuhurumia Ruttashobolwa......

hujipendi wewe.....hivi hujui bi manyau ni anti take Ruttashobolwa?

 

[Bishanga]

Hahahahaha.........eti K ile ile.
Nyingine chungu bhana.

umejuaje?

 

[Bishanga]

Nami nawapenda sana waume zangu.
Chimbuvu, Ben Saanane, tedo na aliyewahi kuwa mtalaka wangu Arushaone.

Madame B hivi hamjaachana tu na mpiga tumba Chimbuvu?

 

[Bishanga]

Hahahahaha.......... Ben Saanane hawezi kuniacha kamwe, Kwanza unafikiri mimi naachika, Ah..........wapi.
Muulize hata YNNAH.

unaringa eh?