Tofauti ya Tabia za Kike na za Kiume

[Rural Swagga]

[h=5]Tofauti:

MDADA 1: Hello mpenzi mambo
MDADA 2: Niko poa sweety, dah umenikumbuka mamii
MDADA 1: Yaani nimekumiss, nikaona nikupigie nikwambie leo naja kwako
MDADA 2: Dah nitafurahi kitu, jamaa shosti navunja safari zote nakusubiri
MDADA 1: Baadae sweety. Akikata simu tu MDADA 2, anamwambia mdogo wake
MDADA 2: Yule changudoa kafosi kuja kunitembelea sijui ana umbeya gani? Au kaishiwa anataka nijee nimnunulie bia za bure, ataula wa chuya halooooo

MKAKA 1: We mwendawazimu uko wapi?
MKAKA 2: Hii kali masikini umepiga? Mkeo kakuruhusu leo ?
MKAKA 1: Hivi kwanini hujafa watu tule pilau?
MKAKA 2: Kufa sifi na leo nakuja kunywa bia bili yako, haya nikukute wapi?
MKAKA 1: Pale kwenye baa anayonywea baba yako, usipokuja ntashukuru maana hela yangu itanitosha vizuri sana. Akikata simu tu MKAKA 1 anamwambia mkewe, yaani huyu jamaa, ni rafiki yangu toka utoto, tukikutana huwa raha sana[/h]WANA JF,,KUNA UKWELI WOWOTE JUU YA HAYO HAPO JUU??

 

[Leak]

Daaa kuna ka ukweli hapa

 

[marejesho]

Ukweli bila chenga....

 

[Leak]

marejesho miss you much

Ukweli bila chenga....

 

[Chocs]

Kama kweli vile

 

[Bishanga]

marejesho miss you much

Kopi: Filipo

 

[stevoh]

Salute...

 

[Rich Woman]

Yapo sana tu haya tunakumbana nayo....
Ni vile tu Mungu hajaruhusu uweze kuona kile mtu anakuwazia moyoni mwake...

 

[marejesho]

marejesho miss you much

Hunishindi mimi Ruttashobolwa ...... Hakuna white or green party tena? he he he he...

 

[Arabela]

Hahaha kweli tupu

 

[mimisa]

nimekumiss Rich woman...u wap dia?

Yapo sana tu haya tunakumbana nayo....
Ni vile tu Mungu hajaruhusu uweze kuona kile mtu anakuwazia moyoni mwake...

 

[Rich Woman]

nimekumiss Rich woman...u wap dia?

nipo mamii..
ni vile tu mambo yanakuwa mengi
si unajua kuwa rich woman si mchezo
vipi unaendeleaje mamiii wangu?

 

[Asprin]

Tofauti:

MDADA 1: Hello mpenzi mambo
MDADA 2: Niko poa sweety, dah umenikumbuka mamii
MDADA 1: Yaani nimekumiss, nikaona nikupigie nikwambie leo naja kwako
MDADA 2: Dah nitafurahi kitu, jamaa shosti navunja safari zote nakusubiri
MDADA 1: Baadae sweety. Akikata simu tu MDADA 2, anamwambia mdogo wake
MDADA 2: Yule changudoa kafosi kuja kunitembelea sijui ana umbeya gani? Au kaishiwa anataka nijee nimnunulie bia za bure, ataula wa chuya halooooo

MKAKA 1: We mwendawazimu uko wapi?
MKAKA 2: Hii kali masikini umepiga? Mkeo kakuruhusu leo ?
MKAKA 1: Hivi kwanini hujafa watu tule pilau?
MKAKA 2: Kufa sifi na leo nakuja kunywa bia bili yako, haya nikukute wapi?
MKAKA 1: Pale kwenye baa anayonywea baba yako, usipokuja ntashukuru maana hela yangu itanitosha vizuri sana. Akikata simu tu MKAKA 1 anamwambia mkewe, yaani huyu jamaa, ni rafiki yangu toka utoto, tukikutana huwa raha sana

WANA JF,,KUNA UKWELI WOWOTE JUU YA HAYO HAPO JUU??

Yaani bonge la ukweli.... Kama huu ukweli mwingine hapa. Sitaki maswali

 

[Asprin]

Daaa kuna ka ukweli hapa

Na hapa kuna ukweli mwingine...... Sihitaji maswali

 

[Shine]

Ukweli mtupu usiopingika