'This is kinda true....what say you?'

[Nyani Ngabu]

Women are like phones:​

They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.​

But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected.

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Source: The Information superhighway (aka the internet, for all you nimrods out there)

 

[Watu8]

Hahah...

Halafu hiyo simu shurti uwe unaitia/unaipa mijihela kwa njia ya vocha la sivyo hautaweza kupiga...

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Hahah...

Halafu hiyo simu shurti uwe unaitia/unaipa mijihela kwa njia ya vocha la sivyo hautaweza kupiga...

Hahaaaa right on!

 

[Bufa]

Naongeza hiyo

 

[asakuta same]

Mmmmmh
Aiseeee

 

[BAK]

It depends NN, sometimes there is a possibility of a second chance.

 

[Anheuser]

Women are like phones:​

They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.​

But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected. ​

A phone does not like to be talked to or held, it's not a conscious being. Plus, pushing the wrong button on a phone does not disconnect you, you get a beep when you push a number while intending to hang up, but you are still on! And women will not disconnect you the minute you touch the wrong button, they are known more for patience. I mean, the analogy just doesn't make any sense. Not a lick.

 

[Boflo]

And men?? ....
are like buses, if u miss one, another will be along soon.
vp mzenji, mm nimependa mimacho yake

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

It depends NN, sometimes there is a possibility of a second chance.

You're right my friend.

They (women) are very forgiving.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

vp mzenji, mm nimependa mimacho yake

Mzenji yuko poa.

Saa hivi anaishi kwa babu yake pale Upanga....

 

[Boflo]

Mzenji yuko poa.

Saa hivi anaishi kwa babu yake pale Upanga....

Naomba mtaa, house #, sisi ni ndugu bana NN

 

[the american dream]

Every time they launch new one with different features/apps/colour

#Team Kipozeo
#Team colour bleaching

 

[b220]

And when you talk to it,make sure you talk smartly....otherwise the phone itself and things around it are distorted....utalala na njaa mkuu...hautapata chakula cha mchana wala cha usiku....shauri yako...!

 

[RRONDO]

Women are like phones:​

They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.​

But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected.

​

Source: The Information superhighway (aka the internet, for all you nimrods out there)

i know you can held,touch a phone but TALK TO IT???!! i dont know

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

i know you can held,touch a phone but TALK TO IT???!! i dont know

Come on now, that's just a joke.

 

[Kasie]

U do me I do u, tritel...

 

[kui]

it depends nn, sometimes there is a possibility of a second chance.

"possibility"?!

 

[kui]

You're right my friend.

They (women) are very forgiving.

Sema 'some' women are very forgiving, not all!

 

[BAK]

Yes, possibility

"possibility"?!

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Sema 'some' women are very forgiving, not all!

Although I didn't write "all" of them are forgiving, however, I think you are right in that not all of them are.