'This is kinda true....what say you?'

Anheuser

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Women are like phones:
They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected.
A phone does not like to be talked to or held, it's not a conscious being. Plus, pushing the wrong button on a phone does not disconnect you, you get a beep when you push a number while intending to hang up, but you are still on! And women will not disconnect you the minute you touch the wrong button, they are known more for patience. I mean, the analogy just doesn't make any sense. Not a lick.
 

Boflo

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And men?? ....
are like buses, if u miss one, another will be along soon.
vp mzenji, mm nimependa mimacho yake
 

b220

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And when you talk to it,make sure you talk smartly....otherwise the phone itself and things around it are distorted....utalala na njaa mkuu...hautapata chakula cha mchana wala cha usiku....shauri yako...!
 

RRONDO

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Women are like phones:
They like to be held, talked to, and touched often.
But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected.



Source: The Information superhighway (aka the internet, for all you nimrods out there)
i know you can held,touch a phone but TALK TO IT???!! i dont know
 

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