This is a husband

[Sky Eclat]

Husband can remember all his old car number plates but can not remember what you asked him to bring home after work.

He can climb up stairs without seen them when he arrives home drunk.

He is never wrong and when he is, he will refer to the time he was right.

When he comes to the hospital to see your new baby, his eyes will be at the nurses. Husbands love nurses especially the beautiful ones.

 

[Nkolandoto]

Yaani aspirin asikumbuke??

Ajabu

Njoo huku hakuna kusahau

 

[- kANA -]

But only an African wife will have a dream of her husband cheating on her, then She'll wake up and get mad of him for real.

Tuvumiliane tu!

 

[kijani11]

Husband can remember all his old car number plates but can not remember what you asked him to bring home after work.

He can climb up stairs without seen them when he arrived home drunk.

He is never wrong and when he is, he will refer to the time he was right.

Kuna kitu chaitwa LONG TERM memory

 

[Xubzero]

Ngojb waje

 

[Mwifwa]

Husband can remember all his old car number plates but can not remember what you asked him to bring home after work.

He can climb up stairs without seen them when he arrived home drunk.

He is never wrong and when he is, he will refer to the time he was right.

Babu Asprin, eti Bibi anasema ukweli hapa?

 

[Snipes]

kidhungu..tatizo kwani hii enyewe nini??

tushazoea kinyantuzu sisi

 

[Jorojik]

Ngojb waje

Upo kundi gani? Inaonekana hutegemei kufika kundini

 

[mchepuko]

ijumaa ya mwisho wa mwez hii am sorry will brng the needful tomoroow leo ni mwendo wa biereeeee tutakutana jumuia 😀

 

[Shadeeya]

Ukweli mchungu huu Dada.

 

[corasco]

But only an African wife will have a dream of her husband cheating on her, then She'll wake up and get mad of him for real.

Tuvumiliane tu!

ha ha ha

 

[Sky Eclat]

Ukweli mchungu huu Dada.

Kabisa dada

 

[Asprin]

Babu Asprin, eti Bibi anasema ukweli hapa?

Sijui anamzungumzia mume yupi wallah

 

[Emmanuel_Adam14]

In and out hahaha nurse tena anakuwa mke wa pili!!

 

[Hammaz]

Husband can remember all his old car number plates but can not remember what you asked him to bring home after work.

Sasa kama mimi chakula nnachotoka nacho nyumbani nkifika ofisini huwa nakisahau ndo nkumbuke hicho ulichoniagiza kwa muda mfupi

 

[Changes boy]

Husband can remember all his old car number plates but can not remember what you asked him to bring home after work.

He can climb up stairs without seen them when he arrives home drunk.

He is never wrong and when he is, he will refer to the time he was right.

When he comes to the hospital to see your new baby, his eyes will be at the nurses. Husbands love nurses especially the beautiful ones.

Negative thinking is bad for ur health

 

[mbongo_halisi]

Husband can remember all his old car number plates but can not remember what you asked him to bring home after work.

He can climb up stairs without seen them when he arrives home drunk.

He is never wrong and when he is, he will refer to the time he was right.

When he comes to the hospital to see your new baby, his eyes will be at the nurses. Husbands love nurses especially the beautiful ones.

A husband will stare at a nurse because he knows there's a high probability that the child he went to see at the hospital is not his, that's why a dedicated husband will allows try to impregnate as many women as possible to spread his DNA.

 

[Zikomo Songea]

When he comes to the hospital to see your new baby, his eyes will be at the nurses. Husbands love nurses especially the beautiful ones.

Yes, we love them because they help our wives with kindness. They can help us with the same kindness as well!