"You can tell me anything." That's what a woman will tell you. By ‘anything', she means you can tell her what you really think of the atrocious new hairstyle that she is super excited about. Or that you hate those girls of hers who constantly drag her out on drunken late nighters. Talking straight has its merits and demerits, but sometimes it's hard to shoot from the hip. Below are some things that men say, that someone would decipher for women. She: How do you like my new hairstyle? He: It's, uhm, different. Meaning: It's dreadful. Makes your forehead look like a helipad. He: You are a really good person. Meaning: You are not my type. He: I might not be available on Saturday; I will let you know before then. Meaning: I'm keeping my options open. He: I didn't know you smoke weed. Meaning: What the hell!? He: I don't know what I want with my life now. Meaning: I don't want you. He: It's not you. It's me. Meaning: It's you. He: I just want to spend a quiet night in. Meaning: Without you. He: So you said you have been with how many guys? Meaning: How loose are you? He: I need some space. Meaning: I want to end this, but I haven't worked up the spine. He: Do you come here often? Meaning: You are pretty and I don't know what to say that won't put my foot in my mouth. He: I don't want to talk about it now. Meaning: I don't know what to say. He: Sorry I haven't called you lately; it's been so busy. Meaning: I'm not so keen. He: Uhm, yes, you have lost a little weight. Meaning: No you haven't lost any, please keep at it. He: Isn't that dress a bit too short? Meaning: You can't possibly be thinking of leaving the house in that loincloth! He: I didn't notice what she looked like. Meaning: I did. But you won't like my opinion. He: No, really, I loved the shirt. A bit colourful, but hey, I'm adventurous. Meaning: Worst gift ever! He: This looks like your signature hairstyle for this year, yes? Meaning: Please change it, already. He: Please, go ahead and hang out with your friends. Have fun. Meaning: Don't crowd me. He: I'm just finishing my last drink then I come. Meaning: Give me about three hours. He: To be honest, I really don't care for big breasts that much. Meaning: I care for big breasts a lot! He: So, did you meet anyone interesting at the party? Meaning: Did some rich, broad-shouldered, athletic, funny, charming guy with ideas in his head take your number down? He: Maybe we need to slow down a bit. Meaning: Maybe you need to slow down a bit. NB: Not all men have this tendency or habit.... TF..