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the Clever president

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by mamanalia, Aug 16, 2011.

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    mamanalia JF-Expert Member

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    An airplane was about to crash… there were 5 passengers on board with only 4 parachutes.

    The first passenger said, “I’m Wayne Rooney, the best football player, Manchester need me and I can’t afford to die
    So he took the first pack and left the plane.
    The second passenger, Hillary Clinton said, “I am the wife of former president of USA, am also the New York senator and a potential future president”.
    She took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.
    The third passenger, J.K said, “I’mma President of Tanzania, country with many resources which needs my clever nature to lead it… plus I am handsome, my people can’t let me die”
    So, he put on the pack and jumped.
    Pope John Paul, took the remaining parachute and gave it to 5[SUP]th[/SUP] passenger, a 5 year old school boy and told him “I don’t have much time remaining in this world, here take it and go fulfil your dreams”
    The boy replied:”it’s OK sir, we have 2 parachutes, that Tanzanian Clever president took my School bag”
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    Mwita25 JF-Expert Member

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    Duh, mmemdharau Rais wetu vya kutosha.
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    Vanpopeye JF-Expert Member

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    Ahahahahahahaaa...kwa kwa kwaa prezdaa tango
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    Khaaah!!ningekua me ndo jk ningeachia madaraka 2.
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    tumeichoka hii,,hata juzi ilikuwemo humu jaribu kuwa unapitia hizi kabla huja post
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    Jk yupo hapo?
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli mazee.