Swali kwa wanaume wanaotongozwa na wadada

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Haahhhhaa nataman unirithishe ugenius wako aisee!...nikija tukae mm ,ww ,dk na rey!uwiiiii

Rey siku hizi full Gospel

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Haahhhhaa nataman unirithishe ugenius wako aisee!...nikija tukae mm ,ww ,dk na rey!uwiiiii

Unakuja lini nikupeleke ukale nyama ya sungura Oceanic Beach Resort?

 

[MBITIYAZA]

Unakuja lini nikupeleke ukale nyama ya sungura Oceanic Beach Resort?

ptu!mie na masungura wapi na wap buju!akuuuu!

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

ptu!mie na masungura wapi na wap buju!akuuuu!

Basi ntakupeleka ukale kuku wa kienyeji Na kanga

 

[MBITIYAZA]

Basi ntakupeleka ukale kuku wa kienyeji Na kanga

kuku,mbuzi!mie ng'ombe sio mpenzi!poa bro ake

 

[MEING'ATI]

Ili nitokea siku moja nikasema sitaki ujinga nina mpenzi ila baadae nilikuja kujilaumu baada ya kujua kila mahali Penye simu mnara unatakiwa ufanye kazi.

 

[MBITIYAZA]

Rey siku hizi full Gospel

hahhahah nimepoteza namba zake!unipe pm...hongera zenu aisee

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

hahhahah nimepoteza namba zake!unipe pm...hongera zenu aisee

nakuletea soon

 

[MBITIYAZA]

nakuletea soon

thnx

 

[Asprin]

Tukutane Family kwenye mdudu

Ewaaaa... now you are talking!

 

[Asprin]

Babu me thiweziii

Uchoyo tu... unaona ntakufaidi sio?

 

[Mother Confessor]

Uchoyo tu... unaona ntakufaidi sio?

[emoji22][emoji22][emoji22]

 

[Wick]

Hivi mnaongelea wanawake as Pussy holders au hata Gays!??..
Kuna mmoja aliwahi niambia "Lakini wewe, hivi unaweza kutafuna chumvi nikupe siku moja!!" ikabidi nigugo mtaani inawezekanaje kutafuna chumvi!!..

 

[mwayena]

Japo sisi ni dhaifu sana kwa wanawake hasa wanapotutongoza,mimi huwa jasiri kwa mwanamke ambae sijamwelewa hata.
Sex is all about feelings mzee

Uko kama mimi, kama sijavutiwa na wewe sikukuli.napenda kula chakula nachotaka sio sababu kinaitwa chakula tu. japo ni ukweli kuwa wanaume wengi ni ngumu kuchomoa akitongozwa

 

[MTINGIJOLI]

Ngoja nitafute mtu nimwambie nampenda. Nione kama atanikataa.

Mmoja Tu, Utafiti Utakuwa Haujakamilika

 

[katoto kazuri]

Hivi kuna mwanaume akitongozwa na mwanamke anaweza kusema, samahani dada nina mpenzi wangu siwezi kumsaliti?

Ndio wanasema wale wanajiamini

 

[The Avatar]

Inahitaji moyo kuukataa huo wito

 

[Thad]

muulize mshana naskia yeye kategesha kila siku lazima watano waingie pm.

ila yeye anatumia mzizi.

Wewe kwako wanaingia wangapi? (nasikia wewe umewategeshea kwa tabasamu lako)[emoji23]

 

[ze-dudu]

aiseeeeeeeee nimeshindwa kutoa jibu hapa

 

[Sammo Hung]

Bahati kama hiyo sijawahi kuipata na sijui ikitokea nitafanya nini