Chanel akamwambia Adrienne amtafute Safaree kokote alipo aje nae Bill Canas usiku, mimi naelekea kwa Mark ku baby seat maana hao watoto washakuwa wetu wote, Mark akaja kumchukua wakaondoka.
Huku nyuma Adrienne akampigia Safaree, akamwuliza uko wapi? Safaree akamwambia pale pale uliponiacha siku ya kwanza, Adrienne akamwambia nakuja my love usiondoke, akaenda aka book chumba akamwita aje chumbani, Safaree akamwuliza unauhakika hautaniitia mwizi tena mama? Akamwambia usijali. Adrienne alikuwa amebeba nguo za usiku na za asubuhi, akajikaza roho akaanza kukumbuka yale yoote aliyoambiwa na Carrie akarudisha moyo kichwani akasema this is it. Safaree kama kawa akajitosa chumbani, yeye akama mwanaume anajiamini bwana, hana shida yoyote, kufika anamkuta mtoto Adrienne amekaa kitandani, amevaa robe, ndani ya robe kuna lingerie ya kufa mtu. Akataka kumshika akamwambia hapana kaa chini, anza kuongea, huyo mganga ndio nani na kwanini mimi niingizwe kwenye mambo ya kiganga? Safaree akamwangalia tu hakumjibu. Wakabaki wanaangaliana tu sasa kama tv na binadamu kila mtu anasubiria mwenzie aongee, Adrienne akajiuliza ivi kwanini nakazana na huyu mavi, ngoja niondoke zangu. Akaenda akamfuata Safaree, akamwambia samahani kwa nilichokutendea, lakini sijapenda kulogwa wala mapenzi ya ndumba, huku ameshikilia roho, kama hautaki kuongea naomba uondoke. Safaree akamwangalia tu Adrienne akatamani amdunde ampe kipigo cha kufa mtu, tena hapa hotelini hakuna atakayejua. Akasimama akamshika mkono akamshika mkono mwingine shingoni akawa kama anataka kumkaba, akamwangalia Adrienne machoni, akaona innocence yake, akaamua kumbusu tu huku anamkaba shingo, Adrienne akakumbuka maneno ya Carrie, akajikaza huku anamtoa Safaree mkono wake shingoni, Safaree niachie, huku Safaree akiendelea kumbusu, Adrienne akaendelea kuhangaika kumtoa mkono wake uliopo shingoni, Safaree akizidi kukaza mkono wake shingoni mwa mrembo Adrienne na kumbusu mashavuni mwake, Adrienne akapandisha mguu akampiga Safaree kwenye ****, Safaree akaamwachia akaweka mikono yote kwenye ****, wakati anasikilizia maumivu, Adrienne akachukua mto akaanza kumpiga mgongoni, alipoona haitoshi akampiga na chumba Safaree mgongoni, Safaree akaanguka chini, akachukua simu akapiga room service kuna moto unawake chumba namba fulani harakisha, huku Safaree anajiandaa kuamka chini, Adrienne akakimbia akampita, Safaree akamshika mguu, hataki kumwachia, Adrienne akawa anajaribu kujitoa mguu kwa Safaree, laini wapi Safaree kakomaa, Adrienne akasikia hodi, room service akaanza kupiga makelele nisaidie nakufaa jamani bomoeni hata mlango, room service akafungua mlango anakuta watu wamelala chini, akaita wenzake mwiziiii jamani security mwiziiii! Wakaja security, wakamshika Safaree, na dada wa room service akamshika Adrienne, security wakauliza kuna nini hapa jamani? Mbona mnapigana? Adrienne akasema naomba mumtoe huyu kaka hapa sitaki kumwona amekosea chumba ameingia chumba changu sasa naona anataka kunibaka. Wakamtoa Safaree nje yeye akabakia ndani, akaanza kulia anajiuliza hili sasa balala gani, mbona Mungu ananitesa namna hii, akaingia bafuni kuoga, akaangalia saa saa1 nanusu usiku. Akajiandaa haraka ili afike pale Bill Canas.
Huku nyuma Mark na Chanel wakaonekana wapo Kunduchi beach na watoto mapacha, watoto wakampenda sana Chanel, Daddy your girl friend is beautiful like ana angel, Chanel akasmile akashukuru, lakini moyo ameupandishwa kichwani kama alivyofundishwa na Carrie, wakakaa mpaka saa 12 nanusu, Chanel akamkumbusha Mark kuhusu outing yao, wakawarudisha watoto nyumbani kwao wakahakikisha wamelala wao wakaja mpaka BillCanas.
Saa 2 usiku wote wakakutana, wakafurahi ila wakashangaa Adrienne kuja pekeyake na amevimba mdomo kama umevia damu, wakajua tu Safaree karudi wakadundana, baadae wakatambulishana couples kwa couples, wanaume wakaenda kuleta vinywaji, Adrienne akawamwagia ubuyu wa kwanini amekuja mwenyewe na mdomo kuvimba, wakamhurumia rafiki yao sana, wakamwambia usijali Mungu atakulipia achana na huyoshetani hana hata akili, usikute ni jambazi maana sio kwa mi-tatoo ile, wakaanza kucheka.
Baadae couples ikanoga, James anamwuliza Adrienne Yule kaka alirudi tena? Ikabidi awahadithie tena wanaume ambao walikuwa hayup, James akamwuliza kwani wewe umemtoa wapi? Akamwambia alining’ang’ania kweli pale The Kilimanjaro Hotel, nikaona ah labda nimpe nafasi. James akamwambia hapana, mwanaume akikupenda hafanyi hivyo, mwanaume wa kukutana nae tu anakung’ang’ania kibabe ivyo wewe unadhania ni romantic alafu unamkubali sio kwa karne hii ya ishirini, majambazi wamekuwa wengi, Doreen akamwangalia tu James, kimoyomoyo anamwambia wewe mbona uliniganda?! James akamwambia inabidi Adrienne ukaangalie afya yako, Doreen akamfinya James, James akaendelea maana huenda jamaa ana miwaya, eh Adrienne akachoka, akaona usiku mrefu, baadae Adrienne akaomba aende msalani kidogo, ili tu aondokane na ile topic, wakati anatoka msalani akaenda kukaa bar akawa anapata kinywaji, maana alishachoka mahubiri ya James hata hivyo, hakuwa tayari kuhubiriwa tena kuhusu Safaree na afanye nini?
Akiwa kwenye wimbi la mawazo akasikia kwa mbaali mtu anaongea hii seat ina mtu? Adrienne hakujibu, huyo kaka akajikaribisha kwenye seat, Adrienne anaendelea kupata kinywaji chake. Samahani mrembo nakusalimia, kaka akawa anaongea mwenyewe. Adrienne kimya anawaza maisha yake. Kaka akawa anamwuliza maswali utadhani anaongea na jini Lakini Adrienne kimyaa. Baadae akaja Doreen, vepe Adrienne bado umekasirika?! Adrienne akamwangalia akaanza kulia, jamani Sasa haya maisha gani lakini mbona nazidi kudidimia mimi mpaka kuishi kwangu Sasa naogopa huku Doreen anambembeleza yule kijana akawa anawasikiliza kama hasikii wakaongea weee, Adrienne akasema mimi nahama hapo Leo nalala hotelini kilimanjaro mpaka nitakapopata nyumba nyingine nitaenda na polisi kuhamisha vitu vyangu. Doreen akawa anamwitikia tu Sawa tutafanya hivyo.
Huku kwa wapendanao mambo yanazidi kunyooka stori stori, Mara ukaja usiku wa Raggae zikapigwa nyimbo za old school, ikabidi Carrie ainuke akacheze na Baby wake George. Naen chanel akainuka kwenda kucheza na Mark. James akabakia pekeyake akawa anamtafuta Doreen hamuoni anashangaa ameenda wapi!? Akaanza kumtafuta Doreen wake wakarumbe reggae. Akamwona kwa mbaali amekaa na Adrienne anambembeleza akawafuata. Yule kijana alipomwona James amekuja akageuka upande mwengine kana kwamba asionekane. Doreen akamwambia James, tumrudishe Adrienne hotelini hayupo Sawa, wakaondoka wakampeleka Adrienne hotelini Kulala wao wakarudi BillCanas kucheza raggae.
Heads High...Kill Dem Wit It Now
Just Mek A Bway Know You Nah Blow
Heads High... Kill Dem Wit It Now
No Bway Ain't Got No Secret Fi Yow
Heads High... Kill Dem Wit It Now
Just Mek A Bway Know You Nah Blow
Heads High.. Kill Dem Wit It Now
Tell Dem Vegas Say So...
Yule kijana aliekuwa anamsemesha Adrienne alafu haitikiwi akageuka kukaa kama mwanzo akaona Adrienne amesahau pochi yake. Akasema Yes hapa hapa ngoja nimpelekee. Wakati anatoka Akamwona James anarudi na Doreen akajificha pembenbi ya mlango, walipopita nay eye akapita.
Mziki unazidi kuwa mtamu:
Mr Loverman ... Shabba
Mr Loverman ... (Shabba)
Mr Loverman ... Shabba
Raggae likachezwa, kila mtu na mpenzi wake, wengine wanakatikiana, wengine wanashikana, wengine humo humo wanadandiana Mara mabusu Mara Carrie kabebwa na George, Dah iyo inaitwa Bad Raggae. Yule kijana aliekuwa anaongea na Adrienne akatoka akamfuata Adrienne hotelini, akaona sio vema kumgongea nae akabook chumba hapo hapo akalala.
Wakaondoka wa Kwanza Chanel na Mark, wakiwa wamechoooka Chanel akasema Leo sidhani kama Kuna mechi maana Mark namwona ameshapendeza usoni anacheka cheka tu akasema Sasa huu ndio Wakati wa mimi kutengeneza palipobomoka. Walipofika nyumbani Mark anaimba imba tu Ile miziki ya Disco akawa anamnyamazisha, shhhhh watoto wamelala bwana akawa ananyamaza anarudia kuimba Mara ananyamaza basi sheedah tupu.
Alipomlaza Mark akachukua nguo zake zooote alizobeba kwenye begi akafunga mlango akaondoka akaenda kukaa kunduchi beach hotel alafu akamwita Pedeshee. Baada ya Nusu saa Pedeshee akaingia ndani ya chumba, kumkuta kimwana mtoto mzuri ngozi ya asali Chanel amekaa kwenye kiti amepiga bonge la lingerie, chupi kali juu kifua wazi, eh pedeshee kumwona tu akadinda, akawa anamsogelea Chanel ampe raha, akamwambia naomba nione condom kwanza, maana huko unakokwenda sikujui, Pedeshee akamwonyesha Condom aina kumi, mechi ikaanza, hapo hapo safkafuni mwa kitanda, Pedeshee inaelekea alikuwa na maupwiru kwasababu ulishafunga goal 5 na Chanel hakuwa na nguvu ya kurudisha majeshi, huenda ni zile pombe walikunywa disco hakuelewa.
James na Doreen nao wakasonga kwao, kufika nyumbani Doreen analeta pozi, kwanza ndio nini kumsema rafiki yangu kipenzi namna ile jamani, mimi hata sijapenda, James akiwa kapendeza usoni anajaribu kumbembeleza Doreen lakini wapi, Doreen akamshinda nguvu akamsukuma, James akaanguka chini, akaanza kutapika mipombe aliokunywa, Doreen akakasirika akamuacha hapo hapo akaenda kulala chumba cha pili.
Carrie nae alikuwa sio wa masihara, George sio mnywa pombe saana na Carrie akiwa na minyege ya tangu mwaka wa 47, mechi ikapigiwa Sheraton hotel alipofikia George, Carrie kwa mauno utadhani mtoto wa kizaramo kumbe ni mchaga yeleuuwi, George alinyonywa **** mpaka akomba poo, akanyonywa na mi pumbu kudadeki, akabaki anapumulia mdomo na masikio kama Tom kwenye Tom and Jerry! Baadae Carrie akampanda kwa juu, utadhani dada wa mieleka, feni likawashwa mpaka namba ya mwisho, George kalia machozi yote yamekauka, kapiga kelele sauti zote zimekata, akabakia tu na sauti iliokauka anasema nakufaaaaa niacheeeeeeee, lakini hasikiki, Carrie anazidi tu kukazana, akamfunga magoli 7 kijana George yupo hoi anaomba poo, wakalala.
Saa 9 usiku Doreen akashituka, kuangalia hamna James, akaona amemmiss sana beibe wake, akaenda chumbani kwao akakuta bado amelala pale pale chini masikini, akamwinua akampandisha kitandani akamfunika, akaanza kufuta yale matapishi, akadeki chumba,a akawasha feni pakakauka, akarudi akalala, saa 11 asubuhi James akashituka akajikuta yupo kitandani akamwamsha Doreen, Doreen alikuwa fofofo hana hali alipoona amechoka sana akajikausha hakumwitikia, James ana maupwiru lakini Doreen haamki, akimsikilizia mapigo ya moyo anaona anapumua kama kawaida akajua amechoka akamwacha akalala, Doreen akasmile akijua amesha win kutokutoa mechi.
Saa 11 asubuhi Chanel akaamka, akakuta amechooka na kichwa kinamuuma, eh akiangalia Pedeshee anakoroma, akainuka kwenda kunywa dawa, akapiga mswali akawa amekaa kwenye kiti anawazua tu, itakuwaje hii triangular love yake na mabwana wawili, je mwisho wake ni nini? Akakumbuka mafundisho ya Carrie akapandisha moyo kichwani, mara Pedeshee ameamka anapapasa hamwoni Chanel, akaamka kumwangalia anamkuta hayupo, eh akamcheki kwenye kiti akamkuta amekaa, akaenda kumwuliza vipi tena mbona haulali? Chanel hakumjibu, akamfuata hapo hapo kwenye kiti akawa anamrudisha aje kulala, Chanel akainuka wote wakiwa uchi wa mnyama, Chanel akamsukuma Pedeshee akaangukia kwenye kiti, akampanua miguu akamvuta, mechi ya alfajiri ikaanza, Chanel alikuwa hodari wa kucheza na mapumbu, nadhani hiyo ilikuwa zawadi yake toka kwa muumba maana kila akimkamatia Pedeshee mahali hapo Pedeshee lazima akojoe zaidi ya mara 3, akawa amsehamjulia wapi pa kumkaba, akawa anacheza na ulingo mmoja, mechi ikaenda wee, Pedeshee Mlugulu wa watu anaongea kilugha Chanel hata haelewi, Chanel anazidi kukazana tu, akaamua ahamia airtel kwenye ****, huko nako ndio balaa, akahakikisha amekojoa zaidi ya mara 5, baadae akapumzika kama dk 15 akaja akamuwashia feni Pedeshee kwenye kiti cha hotel. Feni ikawaka mpaka speed no 5, Pedeshee hana kauli, Dada wa watu kama Yondo sista mara Mbili ya Beli anaongeza speed anapunguza, Shala Mwana style, Pedeshee akaona anazidi kupaa kwenda juu akawa anajiona anakuwa mrefu, akakojozwa mara 2 kiti kikavunjika wote wakaanguka chini, saa 12 asubuhi..
Itaendelea keshoo, usiku mwema perverts!
UKIWA MFUATILIAJI MZURI WA HII STORI, tupe MARKS katika ASILIMIA utuambie nani ni MKALI KWENYE YALE MAMBO YETU YA KITANDANI?
1. Carrie?
2. Chanel
3. Doreen
4. Adrienne
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