...sipendi maswali haya!

[measkron]

Basi nitakupigia baadae tuongee mpendwa tar ndio hizo zayoyoma....

Darling... watu8 na shosti yangu Madame B safari ya TA imeiva naona...

 

[Watu8]

Darling... watu8 na shosti yangu Madame B safari ya TA imeiva naona...

Natamani tungeenda wote mpenzi, nitakuwa bored sana without you by my side....please darling twende hata kama ni single day tu!!!

 

[stevoh]

Mtu akitaka aniudhi basi aniulize hilo swali, Silipendi kbs ktk maisha yangu.
mtu unakula na kunywa kila siku kwa nini usinenepe......!!!!!!!!!!

mbona umenenepa ivyo?

 

[stevoh]

"Jinsia yako ni ME au KE?"
Sosi: wana JF wakware

hivi wew ulisema jinsia gani tena?

 

[marejesho]

Yaani hao ndo wanaboa hasa wewe marejesho wape jibu hili..... Hivi kuoa/kuolewa ni sare za shule tuvae sote kwa wakati mmoja?? Kila mtu ana muda wake ebooo!!

Sure hilo ni jibu sahihi ......

 

[Watu8]

hivi wew ulisema jinsia gani tena?

hahahah EM!! hapo vipi?

 

[Ruhazwe JR]

Wnadhani ATM huwa inatoa tu...! Wangejua hela hazichagui.... Na zina majina tofauti atii..
Kanisani....sadaka
Msibani.... Rambirambi
Kwa bus...nauli
Bar... Bill
House rent.... Kodi.. Haya ongezeni nyingine

Ruswa maofisini....Ya chai,kuoa.....Mahali/posa/kishika uchumba,tra....Mapato,bungeni....Posho,mahakamani......Fidia

 

[measkron]

Natamani tungeenda wote mpenzi, nitakuwa bored sana without you by my side....please darling twende hata kama ni single day tu!!!

usijali mpenzi, tutakwenda sote

 

[Baba V]

mbona umenenepa ivyo?

anakupa hi Marry Hunbig

 

[Chimbuvu]

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Hahahah...washamba tu hao Shem, sijui wanadhani kila mtu anaishi Somalia ambako mtu akijamba tu lazima wamwandame, maana mtu hawezi toa mashuzi kama hajala!

 

[Rich Woman]

sipendi mtu kuniuliza hivi mfano
"simu yako nzuri umenunua bei gani"
hv inahusikaje hapa swala la kuulizana bei

 

[Chimbuvu]

Kwani simu yako ya sa hv unayoitumia umeinunulia wapi?na shilingi ngapi?

sipendi mtu kuniuliza hivi mfano
"simu yako nzuri umenunua bei gani"
hv inahusikaje hapa swala la kuulizana bei

 

[Rich Woman]

Kwani simu yako ya sa hv unayoitumia umeinunulia wapi?na shilingi ngapi?

hahahahaha,wewe

 

[Watu8]

usijali mpenzi, tutakwenda sote

mmh naona moyo wangu sasa utatulia laaziz...