Shit ..boxer yangu siioni...baby!!

[Deejay nasmile]

Hii mambo imenitokea leo wakati nilipoamua kwenda kulala kwa kale kabinti kangu ka buguruni....sasa baada y kumaliza kugegedana nataka nivae nguo zangu...loh tafuta sana boxer bila kuionaa...ningefanyaje mie nikavaa suruali yangu acapela mpaka daladalani.mwee!!! si ndio nikakosa kiti tena basi ikikutana na ngozi ya mtu tu kosa..full kudaka netwoek....nimekoma mieeeeeeee ikanibidi niweke mikono mfukoni mpaka nafika gheto...sijui boxer ameificha yule duu aipeleke kwa manyau nyau??? msinicheke mie

 

[farkhina]

Utajijuuuuu!!!!!!

 

[kabanga]

ulienda kipinga shortime sio ....?akakukomesha...

 

[King’asti]

Yaani hakukumaliza hamu? Mwanamke mbaya huyo! Ilitakikana ufe ganzi siku tatu hata asubuhi usiweke turubai!

 

[Angel Nylon]

Yaani hakukumaliza hamu? Mwanamke mbaya huyo! Ilitakikana ufe ganzi siku tatu hata asubuhi usiweke turubai!

Itakua hajampa kile cha alfajir/asubuhi

 

[Judgement]

Itakua hajampa kile cha alfajir/asubuhi

Shem!
Za usubui ?
Niivoskia "cha alfajiri"
Nimesisimkwaje! Imepelekea gafla nami nipeanwe!
Looh!
Usicheze na uwiko wa Jogoo lukwili !
Hurauka shingo iko juu !

 

[Judgement]

Pole sana mletamada!
Mtu mzima kutembea uchukuchuku mmh!
parachichi moja Dodomani nyingine Singidani! Zinakosa "Kolektivu lesponsibilite"

 

[Chocs]

Hahahaha

Pole wee

Siku nyingine ataloweka zooote!

 

[Chocs]

Aisee daah

Shem!
Za usubui ?
Niivoskia "cha alfajiri"
Nimesisimkwaje! Imepelekea gafla nami nipeanwe!
Looh!
Usicheze na uwiko wa Jogoo lukwili !
Hurauka shingo iko juu !

 

[Judgement]

Aisee daah

Daah!
Unan'shangaa?

 

[Weera weraaaa]

Yaani hakukumaliza hamu? Mwanamke mbaya huyo! Ilitakikana ufe ganzi siku tatu hata asubuhi usiweke turubai!

Hata mi nimeshangaa,yan ukeshe na mwanamke,afu asbh et jogoo anataman just kugusana kinguo nguo,
khaa!

 

[Weera weraaaa]

Pole sana mletamada!
Mtu mzima kutembea uchukuchuku mmh!
parachichi moja Dodomani nyingine Singidani! Zinakosa "Kolektivu lesponsibilite"

Nimechekaaa!

 

[Judgement]

Nimechekaaa!

Nimeshkuru kukuongezea ndg yangu siku!
Nway jana/leo through our local media umeona habari toka Mwz , waTZ walikua wanauziana mkono wa binadamu? Then mkono umeoneshwa ITV ukiwa bado fresh! Yasemekana wauzaji wakitegemea Ml.100 Tsh .
Unfortunate issue yao ikavuja na wapo under Police custody.

 

[Angel Nylon]

Shem!
Za usubui ?
Niivoskia "cha alfajiri"
Nimesisimkwaje! Imepelekea gafla nami nipeanwe!
Looh!
Usicheze na uwiko wa Jogoo lukwili !
Hurauka shingo iko juu !

Poa shem.

Lol, antushangaza huyu jamaa ati kila anaegusana nae mjamaa anakuja juu. Atakua ana maradhi huyu si bure.

Hongera shem kwa kuwepeswishwa

 

[Judgement]

Poa shem.

Lol, antushangaza huyu jamaa ati kila anaegusana nae mjamaa anakuja juu. Atakua ana maradhi huyu si bure.

Hongera shem kwa kuwepeswishwa

Aksante shem! Afu mbona nna siku mume simuoni jamvi ?
Au unamtest kwenye chupa yako kama anatosha! Then ukamsahau kumtoa au?

 

[Judgement]

Hata mi nimeshangaa,yan ukeshe na mwanamke,afu asbh et jogoo anataman just kugusana kinguo nguo,
khaa!

Huyu mtu kitaalamu atakua na tatizo liitwalo "Psychological electile dysfunction"

 

[chakii]

Huyu mtu kitaalamu atakua na tatizo liitwalo "Psychological electile dysfunction"

''erectile''

 

[Judgement]

''erectile''

Thanks for amend

 

[Gonzaga Ngonyani]

Huyu mtu kitaalamu atakua na tatizo liitwalo "Psychological electile dysfunction"

Erectile dysfunction ni uwezo wa kushndwa kusimamisha.
Huyu anasimamisha kupita kiasi,labda ni Hyperfunction,lol!
Cc watu8 Riwa ZeMarcopolo

 

[Passion Lady]

hahaa!!lnapita zangu mie!!