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[Sakayo]

My wife took my phone and deleted my girlfriend, Farida's number and saved her own number as Farida.

You see, someone had told my wife about Farida, my girlfriend, but I didn't know.

I then got an SMS from Farida asking for mobile money 50,000.

I rushed to my wife and lied to her that I needed 50,000 for an emergency. I told her that my brother was sick and needed the money urgently.

My wife gave me the money and I rushed to send it to the account number written in the message.

She did not acknowledge receipt of the money.

When I was relaxing at home after work, I kept wondering if Farida had received the money.

I sent her an SMS to find out if she had received the money. Her response was, "Call me now."

I got out of the house to make the call.

You can imagine my horror face when i heard my wife's voice instead of Farida's!!!

It's been three days and I'm still standing outside.

I don't know how to get back into my own house!!!

Any advice for this man please?
Experts in this House please HELP.

Jr

 

[Tojo]

Dawa ya asili ya kichwaView attachment 1328852

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Naona unakula mmea mkuu

 

[Tojo]

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Ushawahi kula mahindi ya kuchoma na maganda!?hiyo Jana shambani kwangu

 

[Mshana Jr]

Duh..

Karibu kaka jamani

Jr

 

[Mshana Jr]

Matamu mpaka kwenye kope

Ushawahi kula mahindi ya kuchoma na maganda!?hiyo Jana shambani kwanguView attachment 1328923

Jr

 

[stardust JK]

Huo mkono mbona naujuaa jamani

Weeee kwelii?

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[stardust JK]

mhenga

@military_Genius

Hahahhhh..

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[stardust JK]

Clarks me prefer.

Suede Chuka boots in various colors.View attachment 1328774

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Nimeikubali hiyo kama kijivu juu

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[stardust JK]

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Mzee wa V.A.R
ngoja niitafute V.A.R hapa

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[Tojo]

Matamu mpaka kwenye kope

Jr

kumbe umewahi kuyala!!

 

[Mshana Jr]

Sana

kumbe umewahi kuyala!!

Jr

 

[Mshana Jr]

Usipate shida

Mzee wa V.A.R
ngoja niitafute V.A.R hapa

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Jr

 

[Kiranga]

Nimeikubali hiyo kama kijivu juu

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Mipigo ya jeans hiyo mwana.

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[Jadda]

ushaniona katuni eti

Jamani
Unatia huruma sana jamani

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[Jadda]

mwee bakora ya nini tena

Uchume bakora kabisa

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[Jadda]

Nadhani tuendelee kufanya juhudi kumtag tu labda atasikia kilio chetu,, na kilichonishangaza zaidi ni yeye kutoa ile avatar yake..

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Umlete humu

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[Saint Anne]

Nadhani tuendelee kufanya juhudi kumtag tu labda atasikia kilio chetu,, na kilichonishangaza zaidi ni yeye kutoa ile avatar yake..

cute b cute b cute b cute b cute b

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Ametoa lini?

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[Hannah]

Nadhani tuendelee kufanya juhudi kumtag tu labda atasikia kilio chetu,, na kilichonishangaza zaidi ni yeye kutoa ile avatar yake..

cute b cute b cute b cute b cute b

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Kaka shemeji sumbai umemficha wapi mama p?

 

[Hannah]

Hahah analikizo na jf. Siku hizi najimwaya mwaya tuu.

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Nadhani tuendelee kufanya juhudi kumtag tu labda atasikia kilio chetu,, na kilichonishangaza zaidi ni yeye kutoa ile avatar yake..

cute b cute b cute b cute b cute b

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Kaka shemeji sumbai umemficha wapi mama p?

 

[Relief Mirzska]

Brother relief

Yeah bro