scoring points with the opposite SEX...

BAGAH

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A man thinks he scores high wit a woman wen he does something very big 4 her,
...like buying her a new car or taking her on a vacation. he assumes he scores less when he does something small,
...like opening the car door, buying her a flower, or giving her a hug.

based on tyis kind of score keeping, he believes he will fulfill her best by focusing his time, energy, and attention
into doing something large for her..
this formula, however doesnt work bcoz women keep score differently..

when a woman keeps score, no matter how big or small a gift of love is,..it scores one point; each gift has equal value
its size doesn't matter; it gets a point..

a man, however, thinks he scores one point for one small gift and thirty points for a big gift..
in other words, to a woman, a single rose gets as many points as paying the rent on time
....weekend njema!!
 
Piga mashine vizuri, that is the BIGGEST POINT U CAN SCORE, others vijazio points tu, nyie watu kila siku hamelewi? Do all, zunguka mbuyu weee kwa maua maua, juice juice, ice cream unasahau KUIPIGA MASHINE VIZURI or unachelewa, utajutia.
 
Piga mashine vizuri, that is the BIGGEST POINT U CAN SCORE, others vijazio points tu, nyie watu kila siku hamelewi? Do all, zunguka mbuyu weee kwa maua maua, juice juice, ice cream unasahau KUIPIGA MASHINE VIZURI or unachelewa, utajutia.

Ndio unachofikiria eeh! Great be a sex machine coz that what u will be needed for!
 
On the present itself inategemea.... kama wadam wanavotofautiana na wanawake vivo hivo. Wanawake wengine ukimpa zawadi ndogo, believe me you hakuelewi... Hivo basi the bigger the prize the higher the score... Na mara nyingi mwanamke wa namna hii ni wale ambao anakutumia/hakupendi kweli, ama tu wewe mwenyewe ulimzoesha kumwagia zawadi za maana na kakosa busara ya kujua kua zawadi yoyote ni zawadi.

However kuna wanawake ambao wao haijalishi.... Kile kitendo cha wewe kumletea zawadi.. no matter how minor... She feels great na the love blooms more for you....
 
Piga mashine vizuri, that is the BIGGEST POINT U CAN SCORE, others vijazio points tu, nyie watu kila siku hamelewi? Do all, zunguka mbuyu weee kwa maua maua, juice juice, ice cream unasahau KUIPIGA MASHINE VIZURI or unachelewa, utajutia.


Umekosea Presidaa.... Hio ya SEX is the best score point achiever toka kwa mwanaume... Give him Sex ya kufa mtu you have earned your points as in forever.....lol..

It does not always work for us ladies no matter how we Love sex!
 
Ndio unachofikiria eeh! Great be a sex machine coz that what u will be needed for!


Kaunga Love your Avatar.... unique, nice artistic features impressive brush technique in color range.... Hapo ni color mbili tu zimetumika, but an audience can almost foresee the fact....
 
I agree na issue ya kupiga machine vizuri ndio greatest gift kwa wanawake coz tumeona examples nyingi mitani kwetu forinstance jiran yangu yuko TRA kila kitu kipo magari etc lakin wife wake anatembea na mskuma mkokoten anayezoa taka kwao mnadhani huyo anakosa nini kama s machine?
 
Kwangu mimi the opposite is correct,kwa mtu ninayempenda kabisa the smaller the gift the higher the score
 
Umekosea Presidaa.... Hio ya SEX is the best score point achiever toka kwa mwanaume... Give him Sex ya kufa mtu you have earned your points as in forever.....lol..

It does not always work for us ladies no matter how we Love sex!
Hapa utani pembeni, mimi nikipata sex ya namna hio huwa nasahau hata saa inazunguka vipi :biggrin:
 
Zawadi inakuwa nzuri kama unayempelekea amekupenda. Unaweza ukahonga hata nyumba na bado ukawa unatumika tu maana unayemuhonga hana mapenzi kwako
 
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Kaunga Love your Avatar.... unique, nice artistic features impressive brush technique in color range.... Hapo ni color mbili tu zimetumika, but an audience can almost foresee the fact....

Thanks dear; got tired to stress that l am a woman n not a 'bwana, Mzee' n.k! I love the potrait tried copy it l couldn't so l took a photo with my phone n played with it a little n that is a result!
 
Thanks dear; got tired to stress that l am a woman n not a 'bwana, Mzee' n.k! I love the potrait tried copy it l couldn't so l took a photo with my phone n played with it a little n that is a result!


Your name dear is kind of manishlike.... (no offense) but kwa wafuatiliaji na if they read your posts watajua ni mdada, tena mdada mkali! lol..... It is a lovely portrait.... Unapenda art? kama unapenda check some of these na tell me ipi umeipenda....
 
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Your name dear is kind of manishlike.... (no offense) but kwa wafuatiliaji na if they read your posts watajua ni mdada, tena mdada mkali! lol..... It is a lovely portrait.... Unapenda art? kama unapenda check some of these na tell me ipi umeipenda....

Daaaah nimezipenda saaaana.... utafikir umeniwekea link mimi lol (kimbele front hiki)
 
Daaaah nimezipenda saaaana.... utafikir umeniwekea link mimi lol (kimbele front hiki)


Sio hivo kwenye mabano Bht bana.....lol... Nimefuraaaaan umezipenda... Napenda saana art kumbe wadau tupo wengi eeh? Mbona sasa hujasema ipi umependa? (nataka nipate idea ya the person behind kiduchu! lol)
 
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