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[Danpol]

Wife: sweety, which teams are
playing today?
Hubby: There is no match today.
Wife: Oh! It's over? So who
won?
Hubby: it's not over, they are just
resting today
Wife: Oooh... So they'r
on halftime?
Hubby: Ah sure they are
on halftime
Wife: so when are they
starting the second half?
Hubby: (bored) Tomorrow
Wife: So Ronaldo will be
playing tomorrow?
Hubby: His team was
knocked out.
Wife: Haa so which
team is remaining?
Hubby: Brazil.
Wife: The one that Neymar plays
for?
Hubby: (happy) YES!
Wife: At least we will watch
Neymar.
Hubby: Neymar was injured. His
world cup campaign is
over.
Wife: so they will play
with less players?
Hubby: No, they will get someone
else
Wife: Who will they
put?
Hubby: (Angry) I DONT
KNOW! (loong silence)
Wife: (innocently) hope
they put Ronaldo
Eish!

 

[Kipanga The Notable]

Duuh Wanawake Wengine Michosho Tu.

 

[Bishop Hiluka]

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[morrine]

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