Ratiba ya kufanya tendo la ndoa

[Vella]

Personally sikubaliani na mambo ya ratiba coz i beleive its very unromantic. Hata ye mwenyewe anajua hatuwezi kuifuata. Sex should be fun, spontaneous, and when the mood is right u just do it.

Its only suitable for males not females

Mwanamke ukimpa mapema taarifa yakulala nae, automatic mwili wake unaanza kuruhusu kuingiliwa na hii hurahisisha kuwahi kufika kileleni na hatimae kumridhisha na kukusaidia wewe mwanaume usiyeweza kusex nusu saa bila kuijaculate.

Shit! Sex is like a dose, make a time table and have a limitation of it!

 

[Vella]

View attachment 483501 Leo nimepata kumtania wife mtarajiwa kwa mfano kama tungekuwa na ratiba ya kuSex angependa iweje? Majibu yake yalikuwa kama yafuatayo.

Jumatatu - No
Jumanne - No
Jumatano - Yes/No
Alhamisi - Yes/No
Ijumaa - Yes
Jumamosi - Yes
Jumapili - Yes

Wadau mnaionaje ratiba hii?

Da lady is certainly right! Weekend is very nice for sex, no stress of going to job, no worry of sleeping late, no worry of getting tired and failed to attend properly your job in a field! and so on. And that's why disco is at most Thursday or Friday night!

 

[Mahondaw]

Haha, siwawezi asee!, mnafurahisha sana. Hii ni mahaba niue manake. 😀

Jiachieni mwaya.

YOLO baby!!!

Wooyooooo!!!

Hahahaahh umeona shoga eeee?????
Hii ni mwanzo wa reli Darisalama mamaa ndokwanzaaa safari bado haijaanza
Seriously Nalendwa I do love the guy mwenzio kwake ni hoi taabani sijiweziiii
Si kwa mambo matam matam ya kijana waukwee Smart911 the big boossss huhuhu kaa mbali naooooooooo Tehteh

Woyoooooooooooo

Wacha nifunge domo langu

 

[Lihakanga]

Hata mp ikisimama chomeka tu. Tupo kwa ajili ya kushushana pressure, no timetable to be followed please.

 

[Nalendwa]

Hahahaahh umeona shoga eeee?????
Hii ni mwanzo wa reli Darisalama mamaa ndokwanzaaa safari bado haijaanza
Seriously Nalendwa I do love the guy mwenzio kwake ni hoi taabani sijiweziiii
Si kwa mambo matam matam ya kijana waukwee Smart911 the big boossss huhuhu kaa mbali naooooooooo Tehteh

Woyoooooooooooo

Wacha nifunge domo langu

Hahahahaaaaa!, haaala!
Jiacheni mwaego. Raha sana, tena kama mna moyo mweupe na mnajua mnafanya halali.
Kwa nini msifaidi paradiso ndogo?!!!

All the Best Wapendwa, na Muumba Awajaalie!

 

[Smart911]

Hahahaahh umeona shoga eeee?????
Hii ni mwanzo wa reli Darisalama mamaa ndokwanzaaa safari bado haijaanza
Seriously Nalendwa I do love the guy mwenzio kwake ni hoi taabani sijiweziiii
Si kwa mambo matam matam ya kijana waukwee Smart911 the big boossss huhuhu kaa mbali naooooooooo Tehteh

Woyoooooooooooo

Wacha nifunge domo langu

mahondaw
People say I'm crazy and that I am blind
Risking it all in a glance
And how you got me blind is still a mystery
I can't get you out of my head
Don't care what is written in your history
As long as you're here with me

I don't care who you are
Where you're from
What you did
As long as you love me

Every little thing that you have said and done
Feels like it's deep within me
It seems like we're meant to be

I've tried to hide it so that no one knows
But I guess it shows
When you look into my eyes
What you did and where you're coming from
I don't care, as long as you love me mahondaw


# You are sweet and sexy... #

 

[Daudi Mchambuzi]

Cha msingi siku zote za NO hakuna kulala nyumbani.

 

[Paprika]

Paprika wewe una yako.. si kwa kiasi hiki aiseeee.... utanitoa roho!

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[Paprika]

yaah binafsi kila siku tunapanga ratiba mpya.. sababu zote tulizopanga tunashindwa.. unaweza kusema leo hatufanyi ila nikirudi job hata usiku haujafika tushafanya hata mara mbili... !

Daah! Anaenjoy!!! Ningekupata wewe tusingefanya shughuli zingine aisee

 

[chiumbimnungu]

Ukiona unapangiwa ratiba basi hizo siku za no ratiba inahamia kwa mwenzio shtuka wewe kuwa makini unaibiwa kugegedana hakuna ratiba

 

[The End..]

Daah! Anaenjoy!!! Ningekupata wewe tusingefanya shughuli zingine aisee

asaivi naamua kurudi na bakora... namsimamia amalize kwanza maana tukishaanza kugegedana hapo msosi unaweza kupikwa saa nne usiku..!!!

 

[The Tomorrow People]

Kabiiisaa! Yaani yuko njiani unamrushia kapiacha anarudi fasta, suruali inavuliwa mlangoni!!! [emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12]

Hatareeeee [emoji7][emoji7][emoji7][emoji7]

 

[Juntazy]

Hili gemu wakuu halihitaji ratiba!!! Ata ukijipangia utakuta unaivunja mweyewe bila ya hata kushauriwa na mtu hahahaaa!!!

 

[Mhafidhina07]

subir nkamcheki yule jamaa milembe kama yupo

 

[Mahondaw]

Hahahahaaaaa!, haaala!
Jiacheni mwaego. Raha sana, tena kama mna moyo mweupe na mnajua mnafanya halali.
Kwa nini msifaidi paradiso ndogo?!!!

All the Best Wapendwa, na Muumba Awajaalie!

Inshallah rafiki barikiwa sana kwa baraka zako zilizo njema

 

[Mustaphagentleman]

Siku za Bleed ndo hizo No

 

[Mahondaw]

Hili gemu wakuu halihitaji ratiba!!! Ata ukijipangia utakuta unaivunja mweyewe bila ya hata kushauriwa na mtu hahahaaa!!!

Yeah sex yenye ratiba sijui kujipanga haiwahi tamu saaana...

Unpredictable sex no limitstions ndiyo tamu..

Mfano nimekaa I'm watching tv.. Mara Smart911 anakuja namkalia mara nimlalie tu watch wote..

Mara we kiss.. Mara tunapapasana.. Mara tuna lambana... Ghafla kila mmoja anaiva.. Tunajiweka vizuri kulana.. Mambo kama hayo..

Sasa habari za no tena khaa hapo wanaume wanaeza itumia hiyo nafasi ipasavyo huko kwa side ting akirudi hana hata habari nawewe nahivi ni NO day wewe unaona yeeeesssss kumbe hell nooo!

 

[Antonio de Guzman]

Ratiba hadi kwenye sex[emoji15] [emoji15] [emoji15] not to that extent. Hakuna cha ratiba maana utamu uwa hauna ratiba

 

[kabanga]

Ratiba....?

 

[Smart911]

Yeah sex yenye ratiba sijui kujipanga haiwahi tamu saaana...

Unpredictable sex no limitstions ndiyo tamu..

Mfano nimekaa I'm watching tv.. Mara Smart911 anakuja namkalia mara nimlalie tu watch wote..

Mara we kiss.. Mara tunapapasana.. Mara tuna lambana... Ghafla kila mmoja anaiva.. Tunajiweka vizuri kulana.. Mambo kama hayo..

Sasa habari za no tena khaa hapo wanaume wanaeza itumia hiyo nafasi ipasavyo huko kwa side ting akirudi hana hata habari nawewe nahivi ni NO day wewe unaona yeeeesssss kumbe hell nooo!

Hahaha... [emoji7] [emoji4] [emoji182] [emoji173] [emoji180] Ofcoz love... Love that sana... Ratiba za nini...

Daah umesema exactly what we always do... Hahaha... Umenifurahisha sana.. You are super crazy and i love it... Ndiyo maana sikuachi ngo"