Rais wa chit-chat

Mungi said:
Sasa we Mr Rocky inakuwaje bana? sweetlady anajua wewe, Arushaone, Filipo, Boflo, Erickb52, Mzee wa Rula, Mwanyasi, PakaJimmy na Asprin hamtumii kinga.
ila hajui kama mimi na LiverpoolFC tunatumia ama laa
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Mungi wewe ndo umeanza kumwaga vyuku kwenye mchele mwingi bana
vunga basi tukikutana kwenye viti virefu tutayamaliza humo humo


kalukamise said:
Mkuu Takukuru wanafanyia kazi hapo pekundu
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kalukamise takukuru wanapambana au wanaongeza
Wewe nenda kawape rushwa wale jamaa uone kama hawatapokea
 
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Mungi said:
Napendekeza spika awe Ciello, manake akiwa Mwanyasi nitakuwa na pigwa ban kuingia mjengoni
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Mungi nafasi ya supika ninayo mimi bana
We wacha niwe supika nafasi zile z aupendeleo unawaleta wale wote unaowataka kwa ajili ya ulinzi wako
Na unaajiri bodyguard wa kike tuu kulinda eneo la bunge la chit chat
 
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Mungi said:
sweetlady mi sitaki urais, nagombania ubodigadi wa wake/mahawara wa rais wa atakayeshinda urais. I wish ungekuwa mke/hawara wa rais ili niwe bodigadi wako.
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Vuta subira, ngoja nimshawishi husband Filipo aje agombee then akishinda utapata ajira ya kuwa bodyguard wetu mimi na yeye lol.
 
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Mr Rocky said:
Mungi nafasi ya supika ninayo mimi bana
We wacha niwe supika nafasi zile z aupendeleo unawaleta wale wote unaowataka kwa ajili ya ulinzi wako
Na unaajiri bodyguard wa kike tuu kulinda eneo la bunge la chit chat
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hapana mkuu huu ni wakati wa kinamama wakiwezeshwa wanaweza wewe utachukua nafasi ya ndugai!
 
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Mr Rocky said:
Mungi wewe ndo umeanza kumwaga vyuku kwenye mchele mwingi bana
vunga basi tukikutana kwenye viti virefu tutayamaliza humo humo



kalukamise takukuru wanapambana au wanaongeza
Wewe nenda kawape rushwa wale jamaa uone kama hawatapokea
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sweetlady acha kujitetea bana soma maelezo ya mmoja wa malaazizi wako Mr Rocky hapo!
 
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[/QUOTE Yummy alikuwa anagonjeka hubby! ila anaendelea vema kidogo sasa, taarifa zako nitazifikisha![/QUOTE]

Ayaaaaaaaa! Maskini.......... nini cha mno kimemsibu my dear third wife Yummy?
 
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Ciello said:
hapana mkuu huu ni wakati wa kinamama wakiwezeshwa wanaweza wewe utachukua nafasi ya ndugai!
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Ciello naona utakuwa hunitendei haki wewe
Maana vikao vyote utaongoza wewe na mimi nitabaki nakukodolea macho tuu
Maana wewe huna tena likizo ya uzazi wala safari za nje Mungi naona unaniruka aise nitakurudisha kwenye jukwaa lako la stress
halafu Mungi mbona nasikia uko jirani na kijiji changu hapa halafu hunitembelei
nakutafutia ban ujue
 
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Mkuu jukwaa la stress linatufundisha ujasiri
Huku nimejifunza kweli mnapendana. lakini sina mpango wa kutafuta mke humu........lakini kuwa bodigadi wa mke wa bosi napenda.........nikiona namna gani nipo makini na vitu vizito vyenye ncha kali.

Mkuu kama nipo karibu mbona haunitafuti bana?
 

usiwe na hofu kijana bunge hili lako mie nimelingua tu, si waona nimesuka mtindo mpya? Haya ni maandaliz ya trip ya nyuyoku, ila usiwe unawatolea kashfa kina mdee sawa mkuu?
 
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Heeeee hapa sasa naona umeamua kuchafua CV ya mke wa rais mtarajiwa Filipo lol.


Hiyo list mie akuuuuuu sipo kabisa...afu marejesho aliachwa na Filipo zamani sana! Hapa nazungumzia mapenzi ya wawili wanaopendana na kuaminiana Filipo na sweetlady) hao wengine majungu na kuchafuliana cv.
Mungi said:
Kwahiyo hata marejesho anajua we na Filipo mnaaminiana?
mbona wadau wako Arushaone, Mwanyasi, PakaJimmy, Asprin, Erickb52 nao wanajua mnaaminiana ndo maana hamtumii dume?
nyie kweli waaminifu sana kha!
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Ciello said:
usiwe na hofu kijana bunge hili lako mie nimelingua tu, si waona nimesuka mtindo mpya? Haya ni maandaliz ya trip ya nyuyoku, ila usiwe unawatolea kashfa kina mdee sawa mkuu?
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Nimeshtukia Ciello hana uraia wa nchi ya chitchat............ ameshtuka akiwa supika wananchi wa nchi ya Bongonyoo watamsanua
 
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