Pozi la mpiga picha, mmeliona?

swissme said:

NANI HUYO ANAKUNYWA MAJI MACHAFU.


SWISSME

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Aishah2016 said:

Si bure uyo Kuna namna, atajibinuaje ivyo?

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Bujibuji said:

Mtaalam wa ngeli

Who said translating Kiswahili to Tourists is easy?
1: Niaje mzito = Hi heavy
2: wacha mchezo= leave sport
3: mi si mtu hvi hvi= am not a person this this.
4: uko macho= you are eyes!
5: navuta sigara= am pulling cigarette
6: zichanganye changanye= confuse confuse them!
7: nimejaribu lakini wapi= I have tried but where?
8: naskia kizunguzungu= am hearing English
English.
9: wee ni kiboko yao= you're hippopotamus of
them
10: acha mdomo mingi= stop mouth many.
11: achana na mimi= stop with me
12: naota jua= am dreaming sun.
13: usiniletee= don't bring me.
14: una kimbelembele= you have front front
15: ndio sisi hao= we are those.
16: piga corner= beat the corner.
Kizungu hakipendi ujinga

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mgogoone said:

17) kizungu hakipendi ujinga =English loves not stupid

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Capitano said:

Hivi watu na elimu zote walizonazo hadi wengine sijui ma dokta wa nini nini sijui huko wanakuja kuhadaiwa na mtu kama babu wa Loliondo?? khaaaa hapo nimechoka kabisaaa.

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GIUSEPPE said:

Huyo jamaa anaepiga picha ni mwandishi wa habari (reporter) Alikuja kuula ukoo wa wilaya kutoka kwa baba Riz, alipokuja huyo jamaa anaekunywa dawa hapo akamtoa faster.

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Mwanapropaganda said:

Alikuwa DC wa wapi na anaitwa nani?

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Helicobacter pylori said:

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Vijero jero vya watukufu wa nchi na wananchi,...
Vimemuwezesha kucruise nchi kavu

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