Polepole Kapteni Komba, JK akijuaaaaa!!!!

[The Boss]

hujui tu vile umegonga kisu kwenye mfupa!kuna siku ntakwambia!

utanipa kihoro now
bora uniambie now,pm aiseee lol

 

[Saint Ivuga]

lulu akiiona hii atalia

 

[Daudi Mchambuzi]

Jamani, kumbe haya ndo mambo komba anayoyafanya wakati mkuu akiwa nje ya nchi??


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[Andrew Nyerere]

Sio kawaida kwa wabunge wa Jamhuri kuonyesha urafiki kati yao.

 

[Donnie Charlie]

Inabidi awe anatembea na kiti chake

 

[pageup]

:fencing::fencing::laser::bathbaby: hii ndio ilee panua paja mkwaju waja

 

[mgomba101]

Mfupa uliomshinda Liyumba,komba atauweza??

 

[Lambardi]

Hawezi kujiweka pale kwa sasa,VK yuko tawi jingine!wewe unadhani kwa nini report ya Ngwilizi inasua sua?sababu wanaogopa kumchafua mama nyumba ndogo ya mkulu!

 

[mikatabafeki]

kwani huyo mama ni nani?

​Chakula

 

[SIMBA WA TARANGA]

kwani huyo mama ni nani?

Huyo ni kiosheo cha zana ya mukulu. Sasa hapo kepteni anataka kuungana na babu seya..............Ohoooooh.

 

[brazilian]

Huyo mama anaitwa Victor?

VICTORIA (vicky)

 

[Facilitator]

Inabidi awe anatembea na kiti chake

Hiki kinamfaa huyu kada wa gamba

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[Ndahani]

Kapteni kuna wimbo wake mmoja mzuri kweli...eti kitanda cha baba na mama kimeingia shubiri,lol!

 

[JFMatumbulu]

Wote wakware tu..

 

[Zogwale]

Ngoja wampeleke Komba alikokuwa Lipumba na ambako yuko Babu Seya na mwanaye!!! Ukimchukua mtu wake, kisasia chake ni kibaya!!! Tena ambaye wameshare familia!!! Kaa mbali mzee wa kitambi. Hope baada ya matibabu nje wamepunguza mafuta hutasinzia tena Bungeni!!

 

[Columbus]

Nilifikiri Rick Ross amerudi Kimagamba, unajua ule mshiko ni balaa hata kwao ni ndoto kuuzoa.

 

[Mr. Bigman]

Dereva dereva taratibu mkono na paja!
By hadija kopa

Kaka, mimi ID yako tu inaniacha hoi sina hakika na Avatar maana natumia kilongalonga cha mchina!

 

[Baba V]

Eti IYENA IYENA!?

 

[Anheuser]

... a little Physics for the Captain, kupandishia vitu vitatu hakuimarishi stability ya mkao iwapo ni kimoja tu ndo kimegusa chini, sana sana vimeongeza uzito wa Komba, vimepandisha juu the center of gravity, na vimepunguza moment of inertia ya Komba, au resistance to rotation, kwa hiyo tendency ya kubiduka, imeongezeka.

....back to the PDA, mwanamke anaejiheshimu hawezi kukubali umpelekee kono hadharani, the street code that every postpubescent boy knew is that ukipeleka kono akatulia ujue anataka. She doesnt deserve the president.

 

[Kumbesa]

Sampuli za kina sofia simba hao