Pleti namba

[MUREFU]

Kosta iliyobeba abiria wakat akiwa anaendesha ghafla mbele kulikuwa na trafik akampungia mkono na kumsimamisha wakat ameshampita trafik akaona kitu kuwa kunatofaut akamfuata dereva na kumwambia
TRAFIC: Habari yako dereva!
DEREVA: Nzuri za kaz?
TRAFIC: Safi aise vipi mbona gal yako pleti namba za mbele na nyuma hazifanan?
DEREVA: Ha,ha,ha,haaa.. Maswali mengine bana ha,ha,haa!
TRAFIC: Sasa ndo unanidhalau au mana ninakuuliza swal unanicheka? Nimekuuliza mbona pleti namba zako hazifanani?
DEREVA: (kwa upole akamjibu) mbona makalio yako na sehemu ya mbele yako havifanan?

 

[Mshume Kiyate]

Tobaaa!!

 

[Susy]

mmhhh!!!

 

[Ulimakafu]

Teh teh teh..................

 

[Rose1980]

Tobaaa!!

iyo tobaaaaaaaaa na ilo domo lako KPPRAITI YAN!!

 

[Wa Nyumbani]

Bau kubwaaaa!!!

 

[Wa Nyumbani]

Babu kubwaaaa!!!

 

[Avatar Myg]

Mmmh!..

 

[Pota]

kamata hiyo derefa na uichape bakora ya kutosha

 

[KILOTI]

Bakora haiumi kamata chapa virungu dereva haina adabu,kwa kunguru mweupe. alaa!

 

[Leonard Robert]

yaan faini yake basi tu.

 

[Dr.Chichi]

He he he lazima alale sero kama siku 3