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[ram]

Girl: Hey baby!
Boy: Yes honey...
Girl: I like this shoes bt I forgot my wallet at home...... could you please pay for me? They cost only Tsh. 45,000/=
Boy: Sorry honey, there's no any ATM machine around but here's Tsh.1,000/= rush home and get your wallet.....I will be here waiting

Swali:
Is the guy, Economic, Sharp minded, Wicked, Stupid, Resonable, Genius or Selfish?

 

[kikahe]

Girl: Hey baby!
Boy: Yes honey...
Girl: I like this shoes bt I forgot my wallet at home...... could you please pay for me? They cost only Tsh. 45,000/=
Boy: Sorry honey, there's no any ATM machine around but here's Tsh.1,000/= rush home and get your wallet.....I will be here waiting

Swali:
Is the guy, Economic, Sharp minded, Wicked, Stupid, Resonable, Genius or Selfish?

Sharp minded

 

[sakapal]

Hao wote wachoyo hamna mtoaji wote wakingaji

 

[ram]

aah aah aah, mi naona boy alimua kuingia mitini kiunjanja

Hao wote wachoyo hamna mtoaji wote wakingaji

 

[NATA]

Atakuwa sharo na dem mchunaji!

 

[Blue G]

Hapo ndipo ile methali ya dawa ya moto ni moto inapokuwa applied.hao wote wawili walikuwa ni mioto iliyokutana.

 

[Passion Lady]

Kama mm ni huyo dada ningekula kona,jus 45 inakua hivyo duuuh!ngumu kumeza!

 

[Ngosha jr]

Girl: Hey baby!
Boy: Yes honey...
Girl: I like this shoes bt I forgot my wallet at home...... could you please pay for me? They cost only Tsh. 45,000/=
Boy: Sorry honey, there's no any ATM machine around but here's Tsh.1,000/= rush home and get your wallet.....I will be here waiting

Swali:
Is the guy, Economic, Sharp minded, Wicked, Stupid, Resonable, Genius or Selfish?

resonable

 

[Ngosha jr]

reasonable

 

[fazaa]

Wote ni wajinga tu hata kama ni swali umeuliza lina husu mwanaume...( Stupid)

 

[Ndetirima]

Reasonable

 

[Determinantor]

swaaafi kazi nzuri Kijana

 

[Kongosho]

Wanaboa . . . .

 

[Babu Lao]

Wote ni wajinga tu hata kama ni swali umeuliza lina husu mwanaume...( Stupid)

Kweli kabisa na pia ni watoto!!!

 

[Wi-Fi]

Lady: Do you smoke?

Guy: Yes I do.

Lady: How many packs a day?

Guy: 3 packs.

Lady: How much per pack?

Guy: $10.00 per pack.

Lady: And how long have you been smoking?

Guy: 15 years

Lady: So 1 pack is $10.00 and you have been smoking 3 packs a day which puts your spending per month at $900. In 1 year, it would have been $10,800. Correct?

Guy: Correct.

Lady: If 1 year you spend $10,800, not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending total at $162,000. Correct?

Guy: Correct.

Lady: Do you know if you hadn't smoke, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have by now bought a Ferrari?

Guy: Oh. Do you smoke?

Lady: No.

Guy: Then where's your f*cking Ferrari?

 

[mtoto mpole]

Selfish

 

[HP1]

Huyo dada mchunaji, jamaa kashitukia issue. Sharp minded

 

[Joseph]

Mwanamke wa kila akiona kichaka anajisikia kwenda haja hafai,jamaa mjanja.

 

[Bilionea Asigwa]

genius..........

 

[ram]

Kwanini kongosho?

Wanaboa . . . .