Pasaka yangu imekuwa njema...

[Mphamvu]

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Pasaka yangu kama inavyojeleza hapo juu jamani. Makuu sina kijana mie, chakula mwakiona na kinywaji ndi hicho hapo. Vyote 'Made in Tanzania', mpaka sahani na kijiko ninavyolia. Page ya JamiiForums kwa mbaali kunako background...
This time...

Asiye na mwana aeleke jiwe!
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[BADILI TABIA]

msosi wote huo unakula wewe? Utamaliza? Duuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Michael Amon]

lakini laptop sio made in tanzania

 

[Kongosho]

mbona naona kuna ndege hata bado hajanyonyolewa hapo?

 

[Mphamvu]

msosi wote huo unakula wewe? Utamaliza? Duuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh

Mbona kidogo sana huu mrembo? Off course (lafudhi ya kihaya) huu ni accurately pakuliwerd specially for Mphamvu.

 

[BADILI TABIA]

Aiiiiiiiiii nilitaka nikualike jumatatu ya pasaka nimeahirisha, nahisi utanilaza njaa.......

Mbona kidogo sana huu mrembo? Off course (lafudhi ya kihaya) huu ni accurately pakuliwerd specially for Mphamvu.

 

[Mphamvu]

lakini laptop sio made in tanzania

Yaah yaah! Unajua laptop iko siku zote, ila huu mpunyenye ni maalum kwa leo tu.

 

[King Kong III]

Nyavu zako zimecheua?

 

[Mphamvu]

lakini laptop sio made in tanzania

Yaah yaah! Unajua laptop iko siku zote, ila huu mpunyenye ni maalum kwa leo tu.

 

[TIQO]

Ila usifanye uzinzi leo guest zimejaa mapema

 

[Mphamvu]

Nyavu zako zimecheua?

Nimekuwa Kibela? Hii ni Pasaka na sio wikiendi...

 

[Mphamvu]

Ila usifanye uzinzi leo guest zimejaa mapema

Naitwa Mphamvu Letsholonyane, nikiwa na hela kwa mfuko, KILA SIKU NI KAMA SIKUKUU!

 

[Mphamvu]

game over...

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[Mphamvu]

mbona naona kuna ndege hata bado hajanyonyolewa hapo?

Kitu cha kuku wa kienyeji huyo. Ukiona manyoya...

 

[Katavi]

game over...

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Du...umemaliza msosi wote ule au kuna mtu kakusaidia...??

 

[BADILI TABIA]

ai ai ai wewe ni nomaaaa...
chote kile?
kimeisha?
kimeisha ishaje?
🙂

game over...

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[Wa kusoma]

Ahahahaaiaiaiaiaiaia! Kudadadeki, yote umefuta mkuu, big up.

 

[Cantalisia]

Hongera mkuu,raha jipe mwenyewe bana maisha yenyewe yako wapi bana!

 

[trachomatis]

Mkuu Mphamvu,umetishajee...

 

[Mphamvu]

Du...umemaliza msosi wote ule au kuna mtu kakusaidia...??

Aaah kaka? Kupika siwezi, hata kula pia nishindwe?
NO WAY!