Ooops I hope haikuwa Lamu huko!

[Quemu]

A Mzungu was touring Kenya with his wife and daughter, and he was rather proud for he thought he had mastered the local language, Swahili. They got thirsty and flocked to one of the pubs for a drink, having sat, he ordered drinks in Swahili; a waiter brought the drinks as ordered, but failed to pour them onto the glasses. Furious the mzungu calls loudly for people to hear that he knows swahili. He meant to ask the waiter to pour the drinks for the wife first, then the daughter, and finally himself.

So here he went..."Waiter, kuja hapa. Tabia gani hii? Tia bibi kwanza, Tia mtoto, halafu tia mimi nyuma''.

 

[Babuyao]

A Mzungu was touring Kenya with his wife and daughter, and he was rather proud for he thought he had mastered the local language, Swahili. They got thirsty and flocked to one of the pubs for a drink, having sat, he ordered drinks in Swahili; a waiter brought the drinks as ordered, but failed to pour them onto the glasses. Furious the mzungu calls loudly for people to hear that he knows swahili. He meant to ask the waiter to pour the drinks for the wife first, then the daughter, and finally himself.

So here he went..."Waiter, kuja hapa. Tabia gani hii? Tia bibi kwanza, Tia mtoto, halafu tia mimi nyuma''.

Lugha za watu zina wenye lugha! Mara nyingi tunafanya makosa makubwa sana katika kuzungumza lugha za wenye lugha, lakini daima wanatuvumilia na wenngi wao hutusahihisha kwa upole japo kwenye masikio yao inakuwa imelia vibaya na kuleta maana isiyotarajiwa.

 

[Rwabugiri]

Lugha za watu zina wenye lugha! Mara nyingi tunafanya makosa makubwa sana katika kuzungumza lugha za wenye lugha, lakini daima wanatuvumilia na wenngi wao hutusahihisha kwa upole japo kwenye masikio yao inakuwa imelia vibaya na kuleta maana isiyotarajiwa.

Ndo maana kaileta sehemu ya utani mkuu lol!