Njooni tufahamiane wana MMU

[Amicus Curiae]

Mkuu kinachokushangaza ninini?

Naomba nikuulize maswali machache kuhusu golf, nina wasiwasi usije ukawa unajiongeza....

 

[Apologise lady]

Asili: MZAMBIA
Kabila: mchewa
occupation: kukuna vitambi vya akina babu
Age: 35-40
Marital status: Nalelewa na babuuuuu.

 

[MO11]

Yaani we MO11 una masifa khaaa!

nimefanyaje tena we dada

 

[Khantwe]

Occupation: Kibaka
Asili: Sijui
Kabila: Sijui
Umri: hakuna kibaka mzee
Marital status: sijui

Aibu naona mimi nakwambia...

 

[ERoni]

Nilidhani ni kitu serious kumbe tupo chitchat...
Au watu hawapeni kufunguka..!

 

[miss chagga]

wachagga si nasikia mmegombana na viuno... unajua kucheza kweli!!!

najua kwani kucheza lazima utumie kiuno?

 

[mamsapkhan]

Simaanishi tufahamiane kwa majina yetu halisi au tubadilishane no za simu, la hasha!

Nimegundua kwamba humu Jamii Forums na MMU in particular kuna watu wa kada mbalimbali, so tukifahamiana kwenye Professions zetu, makabila yetu, maeneo tutakayo, umri, marital status n.k, wengi wetu tutakutana na watu wa makabila na kada zetu, age sio ishu sana.

Hivyo, itakua rahisi mtu akiwa na tatizo kwenye eneo fulani kwa mfano huduma za kibenki au ukandarasi, anafahamu aende kwa nani mwenye taaluma hiyo ili kupata ushauri, so mnakutana PM mnabonga, ikiwapendeza mnabadilishana na n namba za simu kabisaa.

Naanza mimi.

Occupation: Lawyer.

Asili: Msoma na Mwanza ingawa kwa sasa naishi Tanga na Dar es salaam.

Kabila: Mjita.

Umri: In between the age of 25 to 28 (Nipo katikati hapo-siri yangu).

Marital status: Single and Seriously Searching.

Haya karibuni wadau.

Asili: tanga line
Kabila:mzigua+mhindi
Umri:bado nadai
Marital status:mrs

 

[miss chagga]

Nilidhani ni kitu serious kumbe tupo chitchat...
Au watu hawapeni kufunguka..!

funguka wewe basi umpe sapoti

 

[ERoni]

funguka wewe basi umpe sapoti

Nifunguke vipi wakati mwenyewe hata Jina hajataja, Umri kaweka ()....
Afunguke vizuri na mie ntafunguka hadi jina kamili na ubini, picha..teeh!

 

[Khantwe]

Nifunguke vipi wakati mwenyewe hata Jina hajataja, Umri kaweka ()....
Afunguke vizuri na mie ntafunguka hadi jina kamili na ubini, picha..teeh!

Funguka bwana na mie nijue ubini wako

 

[Amicus Curiae]

Nifunguke vipi wakati mwenyewe hata Jina hajataja, Umri kaweka ()....
Afunguke vizuri na mie ntafunguka hadi jina kamili na ubini, picha..teeh!

Hahahaa sidanganyikiiii

 

[ERoni]

Funguka bwana na mie nijue ubini wako

Kumbe hutaki picha we wataka ubini wangu? ha ha ha!

 

[ERoni]

Hahahaa sidanganyikiiii

ha ha ha..kiongozi hapo wala hujafunguka..kufunguka maana yake watu wakufahamu...uluvyofunguka hata watu wako wa karibu hawajakufahamu..
Funguka bhana..!

 

[Khantwe]

Kumbe hutaki picha we wataka ubini wangu? ha ha ha!

Mi nataka ubini tu baas....

 

[Amicus Curiae]

ha ha ha..kiongozi hapo wala hujafunguka..kufunguka maana yake watu wakufahamu...uluvyofunguka hata watu wako wa karibu hawajakufahamu..
Funguka bhana..!

Mkuu naona unanishawishi ila hilo ni jambo zito sana kwangu, aisee ni zito mnoo! Kama Prof Mhongo kukubali kujiuzulu....

 

[Amicus Curiae]

Mi nataka ubini tu baas....

Khe! Ubini tu, utakusaidiaje kumfahamu sasa?

 

[ERoni]

Mi nataka ubini tu baas....

Njoo ghetto utafahamu ubini wangu....!

 

[kabanga]

kabanga kwa uthibitisho ha ha ha ha ha ha ahahahhahhahhahahahahhahahhaha

nathibitisha Amicus Curiae....

 

[Khantwe]

Khe! Ubini tu, utakusaidiaje kumfahamu sasa?

Najua mimi

 

[Khantwe]

Njoo ghetto utafahamu ubini wangu....!

Naja chap chap.... I hope utanigawia ntaondoka nao pia 😛😛🙄