Nipo njia panda!

[Chuma Chakavu]

huyo dada ni kama vile anamtonya membe kiaina kwamba "wewe zamu yako next time but make sure you don't come with ur boss"

 

[Amoeba]

Daaaaaaah! Hapo Mkweere wallah tena kasukuma nGOZI, unacheki picha ya pili hapo: mdada kaziba nanihii yake, ****** katia mikono mfukoni kunyanyulia suruwali: hapo huenda wamekurupuka mchezo haujaisha vzr wameshtuliwa "oyaa, tunachelewa flait mkuu" hahahaaa!

 

[Rajo]

Unasema? sijakuelewa Mpwa

Utaelewa baadae bwn mkubwa!.

 

[mikatabafeki]

hiyo picha ya pili ni ka ****** anamuuliza membe kua vp bwana hujaiba kweli kule chumbani uliko lala

 

[geophysics]

piga ua mkweree lazima alisukuma ngozi!

Unauliza vumbi stooo?....wewe vipi " aliyekuwa ana mhudumia hotelini"

 

[Chipukizi]

Jamani apa Membe alikuwa makini ili mdada asije akamzushia Jk yale mambo yetu kama yule aliyekuwa bosi wa IFM. Sandals apo sio UN ni hotelini jamani. Au kwakuwa wamependeza ! Waenga walisema KAZI NA DAWA

 

[Bejajunior]

Huyu mzee kijana ninyi ooooooh!

 

[Utingo]

piga ua mkweree lazima alisukuma ngozi!

halafu rais wangu kavaa pete za ndoa mikono yote miwili...du!!

 

[Cantalisia]

Jamani huyu membe atakua amekurupushwa usingizini, mweeeee!

 

[Likwanda]

Mbona Mkono upo kifuani?

 

[Kachest]

Yote poa utalii, vyandarua, hata kujichanganya na machangu yote maisha kodi inateketea

 

[shegaboy]

Rais wetu inapendeza sana ukiwa naye safarini maana naona mambo flani mnakula na kucheka tu. nyie mwala nchi tu hayo ndio maisha bora kwa kila mtanzania

 

[fabinyo]

waacheni tu wanasiasa watoane roho kwa kugombea uongozi,kuna raha zake bana za bure

 

[Konya]

Jiachie 2 jomba,maisha ndo haya haya!!

 

[VIKWAZO]

halafu rais wangu kavaa pete za ndoa mikono yote miwili...du!!

ana jua anachofanya, kama akipata mzigo anasema ni mapambo

 

[Masika]

Kua uyaone mwanangu,nlikua sijui maana yake ila siku hizi najua