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Bia hainywewi wodini, bia haiugui, bia haimezi dawa, bia hachomwi sindano
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"C'mon, let's go drink 'til we can't feel feelings anymore." ~The Family Guy
"Wow, it's like I've died and went to heaven. But then they realized it wasn't my time yet. So they sent me to a brewery." ~The Family Guy
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Lois: "Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!"
Peter: "Now that's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls when I'm drunk!"
~The Family Guy
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How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?
Bia tamu bwana we acha tuHow come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?
Meet you there!Badae savannah kwenye bierre
Mupe Gaga biere bili leta kwanguBadae savannah kwenye bierre
Fanta Orange Tamu Kwelibange haizeeshi, mirungi ni pacha wake.
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Da Matty kumbe nawe umo
dahhhh umenichekesha kwa kweli lahh
Kumbe since I started drinking i am still few drinks behind lol!!!
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." ~Dave Barry
Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than truth." ~Charles Bukowsk
Hahahaha lol!
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
Kumbe since I started drinking i am still few drinks behind lol!!!