Nimeichukia Google

[Michael Ngusa]

Habari wanajamvi! Bila shaka jumapili imekuwa njema kwa mlioenda makanisani kupeleka michango ya ujenzi na mafuta ya gari ya mchungaji, na kwa wale mliojishindia nyumbani kama mimi hamjambo?

Hivi majuzi niliamua kujitoa kwenye mitandao yote; Facebook, Twiiter, Skype n.k. lengo ikiwa niboreshe my real-life social networking skills by connecting with people wherever I am, mashallah nikaona matunda yake k.v. getting laid n.k.

Sasa leo nikasema hebu nijiGoogle nione kama bado ntakuwa mtandaoni...astaghfullulah nilishangaa vile Google imeleta majibu! ati "John Ezekiel is not on Facebook, find him on Porn sites"!!! kidogo nizimie, nikawaza huyu Google angekuwa na ofisi yake hapa Ngarenaro aki ningeenda kufanya timbwili kama lile la Wema sepetu pale Global publishers.

Anyway, ni hilo tu kwa siku ya leo.
P.S. mods kama kawaida yenu, ila angalau nimetoa ya moyoni. Imebidi nizoee nyuzi zangu kukaa kwa dakika 5. Thanks

 

[Shy land]

Wewe kijana unafanana na mpuuzi shy land anayefananishwa na mimi.

 

[Michael Ngusa]

Wewe kijana unafanana na mpuuzi shy land anayefananishwa na mimi.

Kwahyo na mm ni mpuuzi. Kwann mkuu, thread yangu kuna mahali imekutukana?

 

[Shy land]

Kwahyo na mm ni mpuuzi. Kwann mkuu, thread yangu kuna mahali imekutukana?

Chukulia poa! ni hali yakaiwa JF Kuitwa mpuuzi!

 

[Michael Ngusa]

Chukulia poa! ni hali yakaiwa JF Kuitwa mpuuzi!

Ni hali ya kawaida kwako kujiona mpuuzi, usiipakazie JF. Asante.

 

[BADILI TABIA]

Ha ha haaaa

 

[Mashaxizo]

Weka link, ikiwa wewe ni miongoni mwa wasema kweli.

 

[Money Stunna]

Wewe kijana unafanana na mpuuzi shy land anayefananishwa na mimi.

Hahahahaha Shy land

 

[Shy land]

Ni hali ya kawaida kwako kujiona mpuuzi, usiipakazie JF. Asante.

NYOKOoo!

 

[ambagae]

Habari wanajamvi! Bila shaka jumapili imekuwa njema kwa mlioenda makanisani kupeleka michango ya ujenzi na mafuta ya gari ya mchungaji, na kwa wale mliojishindia nyumbani kama mimi hamjambo?

Hivi majuzi niliamua kujitoa kwenye mitandao yote; Facebook, Twiiter, Skype n.k. lengo ikiwa niboreshe my real-life social networking skills by connecting with people wherever I am, mashallah nikaona matunda yake k.v. getting laid n.k.

Sasa leo nikasema hebu nijiGoogle nione kama bado ntakuwa mtandaoni...astaghfullulah nilishangaa vile Google imeleta majibu! ati "John Ezekiel is not on Facebook, find him on Porn sites"!!! kidogo nizimie, nikawaza huyu Google angekuwa na ofisi yake hapa Ngarenaro aki ningeenda kufanya timbwili kama lile la Wema sepetu pale Global publishers.

Anyway, ni hilo tu kwa siku ya leo.
P.S. mods kama kawaida yenu, ila angalau nimetoa ya moyoni. Imebidi nizoee nyuzi zangu kukaa kwa dakika 5. Thanks

LABDA uliona uhamie huko

 

[Michael Ngusa]

NYOKOoo!

Mods si mmeona ee...si mmeona mchokozi nani...haya cc invisible

 

[medisonmuta]

Mleta mada utakuwa ulikunywa gongo iliyochanganywa na bangi...

 

[ISO M.CodD]

Unataka tugoogle jina hilo.....

 

[Michael Ngusa]

Mleta mada utakuwa ulikunywa gongo iliyochanganywa na bangi...

Mkuu sijawahi tumia hiyo kitu. Hebu nakusihi acha kutoboa siri zako!

 

[Mashaxizo]

Mods si mmeona ee...si mmeona mchokozi nani...haya cc invisible

Mdau hilo jina linaakisi jinsia yako au umeweka tu?

 

[Michael Ngusa]

NYOKOoo!

mkuu wewe ni shoga?

 

[utafiti]

Mdau hilo jina linaakisi jinsia yako au umeweka tu?

Hahaha....nilitaka kuuliza hili swali

 

[Michael Ngusa]

Mdau hilo jina linaakisi jinsia yako au umeweka tu?

wewe ni mod? hiyo reply wa kuquote ni mod tu. asante.

 

[Michael Ngusa]

Hahaha....nilitaka kuuliza hili swali

ili ikusaidie nn mkuu?

 

[Michael Ngusa]

Unataka tugoogle jina hilo.....

Hujajibu thread mkuu, hebu tumia akili kujibu, na sio miguu. asante