Nimeibiwa kiboya kweli, hata sijielewi

Step by step · Jul 6, 2015

Wakuu, naleta kwenu hili ili nipate uzoefu na namna ya kujikinga isitokee tena.
Ni hivi, nina nyumba yenye ukuta wa kozi saba kote na geti na ninaishi mimi na wife tu ndani kuna vyumba viwili havikaliwi na mtu. Sasa naamka nakuta flat sceen na remote yake haipo na mlango mkubwa uko wazi wakati kabla ya kulala niliufunga nakumbuka.

Jamaa karuka ukuta, kachana nyavu ya dirisha, kachukua funguo kafungua mlango kaingia sebleni kawasha taa kazunguka room zote manake nimekuta pamepekuliwa na mashuka yametanduliwa kama alikua anatafuta kitu isipokua chumba nilicholala mimi tu na taa kawasha cha ajabu kabeba hiyo tv na remote yake tu pamoja na raba zangu zilizokua mlangoni nje na kuacha vitu kibao vya thamani ambavyo vilikua wazi tu.

Baada ya hapo katoka na funguo kafungua geti then funguo kazitupa mlangoni. Naamka sioni tv, kuchek mlango umerudishiwa tu kuzunguka nje nakuta funguo zangu ziko nje zimetupwa ikanibidi nicheke tu na kushukuru Mungu.

Katika mazingira ya kawaida sio rahisi mimi na wife kulala hivi lazima kuna ujanja wamefanya hebu tupeane uzoefu na namna ya kujikinga na hizi mambo jamani manake ni hatari sana.

chakufia nini · Jul 6, 2015

utakuja ibiwa mke wewe,we endekeza usingizi tu

skfull · Jul 6, 2015

Pole subiri wakongwe wa kuiba na kuibiwa waje waweke uzoefu wao

apana kusupa · Jul 6, 2015

Pole mkuu!

Molembe · Jul 6, 2015

Ameacha nini cha thamani.

mrangi · Jul 6, 2015

skfull said:
Pole subiri wakongwe wa kuiba na kuibiwa waje waweke uzoefu wao

Hahahaha dah nilitaka mpaa ushauri ila ngoja niuchune maana tusije onekana mamaster

Kichwa Ndio Mtu · Jul 6, 2015

Shukuru tu hawajakukula min kabang with 4G internet connection.

Dragoon · Jul 6, 2015

Wala hujaibiwa kiboya. Aliyekuibia anayafahamu vizuri mazingira ya nyumba yako, chunguza

Governor of Bettors-GB · Jul 6, 2015

Mkuu Pole sana kwa tukio hulo.Na mumshukuru saana mungu kwamba mpo wazima.

Hembu tuambie Weekend yako uliianza vipi na kuimalizia jana kwa style ipi?

Maana kuna Mshkaji wangu yeye alilala nyumba yoote milango wazi,cha ajabu gari aliiacha Bar na yeye akakodi Taxi.
Cha kushangaza kuamka asubuhi akaanza kuitafuta gari na kusema imeibiwa,akaenda vituo vyoote vya Polisi kusema kwamba Gari yake Imeibiwa na nyumba imefunguliwa kwa Master Key.

Sasa alitokea jamaa mmoja mwenzie akamuambia mkuu haujavunjiwa nyumba wala haijafunguliwa,utakuwa ulilala milango wazo,jamaa alimtukana balaa,na kumuambia oyaaa mie ninaakili zangi timamu,siwezi kulala mlango wazi.
Basi jamaa akawa mstaarabu,na kumuambia unajua kwamba gari yajo uliicha Bar?na uzuri Bar yenyewe kwa mlio Zanzibar ni Gymkhana Bar ambapo ulinzi upo mzuri sana.Ikabidi jamaa aliganda akavuta kumbukumbu kwa aibu akasepa wiki nzima mtaani hayupo.

Sasa nakuuliza kujua je weekend yako iliishaje mkuu na mlikuwa nanani siku hiyo

Ngongo · Jul 6, 2015

Ina maana mlango wako hakuna zile koleo za kufunga kwa ndani.Kama hakuna tafadhali weke chini na juu yamkini zingekuwepo mwizi angefungua kitasa lakini angekwama kufungua mlango.

Halafu ndugu yangu kama unaishi wewe na familia tu kwanini usifuge mbwa wana msaada mkubwa sana kama wangekuwepo ingebidi wezi wafanye kazi ya ziada.

Governor of Bettors-GB · Jul 6, 2015

skfull said:
Pole subiri wakongwe wa kuiba na kuibiwa waje waweke uzoefu wao

Hahahaa,aisee hii kali

MO11 · Jul 6, 2015

Sasa angeiba tv bila remote angeitumiaje bana

VILLAIN · Jul 6, 2015

Molembe said:
Ameacha nini cha thamani.

Aisee atakuwa wife tu

Step by step · Jul 6, 2015

chakufia nini said:
utakuja ibiwa mke wewe,we endekeza usingizi tu

kama hayajakukuta unaweza ongea chochote kweli nimeamini. Asante kaka

Step by step · Jul 6, 2015

Kichwa Ndio Mtu said:
Shukuru tu hawajakukula min kabang with 4G internet connection.

asante kwa kunitusi mkuu nakuombea usiibiwe wala kutapelia siku zote uwe mjanja tu

Step by step · Jul 6, 2015

Dragoon said:
Wala hujaibiwa kiboya. Aliyekuibia anayafahamu vizuri mazingira ya nyumba yako, chunguza

huwezi amini mkuu yani nimeamka ikanibidi nicheke tu hasa baada ya kujiridhisha kuwa vitu viko salama. Seems alikua anaiotea tv mda mrefu sana lazma ananijua sio bure

Dafugwadu · Jul 6, 2015

Molembe said:
Ameacha nini cha thamani.

Kijam..mbiooo na roho yake teh we mwita vipi!?

Step by step · Jul 6, 2015

Zanzibar Spices said:
Mkuu Pole sana kwa tukio hulo.Na mumshukuru saana mungu kwamba mpo wazima.

Hembu tuambie Weekend yako uliianza vipi na kuimalizia jana kwa style ipi?

Maana kuna Mshkaji wangu yeye alilala nyumba yoote milango wazi,cha ajabu gari aliiacha Bar na yeye akakodi Taxi.
Cha kushangaza kuamka asubuhi akaanza kuitafuta gari na kusema imeibiwa,akaenda vituo vyoote vya Polisi kusema kwamba Gari yake Imeibiwa na nyumba imefunguliwa kwa Master Key.

Sasa alitokea jamaa mmoja mwenzie akamuambia mkuu haujavunjiwa nyumba wala haijafunguliwa,utakuwa ulilala milango wazo,jamaa alimtukana balaa,na kumuambia oyaaa mie ninaakili zangi timamu,siwezi kulala mlango wazi.
Basi jamaa akawa mstaarabu,na kumuambia unajua kwamba gari yajo uliicha Bar?na uzuri Bar yenyewe kwa mlio Zanzibar ni Gymkhana Bar ambapo ulinzi upo mzuri sana.Ikabidi jamaa aliganda akavuta kumbukumbu kwa aibu akasepa wiki nzima mtaani hayupo.

Sasa nakuuliza kujua je weekend yako iliishaje mkuu na mlikuwa nanani siku hiyo

nilikua ok boss na wala sikulala nikiwa nimelewa ndo mana mpaka sasa siamini nabaki kucheka tu. Milango nilifunga mimi ndo mana kachana nyavu na kuchukua funguo. Nadhani alipuliza dawa ya usingizi asingejiamini hivyo mpaka kuwasha taa si bure

mrangi · Jul 6, 2015

Step by step said:
huwezi amini mkuu yani nimeamka ikanibidi nicheke tu hasa baada ya kujiridhisha kuwa vitu viko salama. Seems alikua anaiotea tv mda mrefu sana lazma ananijua sio bure

Aliyekuibia anakujua vizuri sana,...alikuwa ana kulia timing tu ili afanye yake

Governor of Bettors-GB · Jul 6, 2015

Step by step said:
asante kwa kunitusi mkuu nakuombea usiibiwe wala kutapelia siku zote uwe mjanja tu

Step by Step,acha kupanic mkuu.
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