Ni kama naota vile, siamini

[benteke]

Kwa kweli nashindwa nimuelezeaje.

Ni maji ya kunde sio mrefu wala mfupi yuko kati hivi.

Nilikutana naye kwenye kivuko cha kigamboni jana.

Binti habari yako? Nzuri kaka, nikamuuliza kama mwenyeji Kigamboni, alinijibu sio sana maana ndio ameamia juzi juzi hostel.

Akaniuliza kwani nataka kwenda wapi? Nilimjibu kama anajua beach nzuri ya kupumzika,(Off course nilikua najua naenda wapi ilikua ni zuga tu). Basi akasema yeye pia anaelekea lakini anaenda kwanza hostel kubadili nguo ndio aende Mikadi.

Nikaungana nae. Kameumbika wajameni, nilikula maisha mchana kutwa na giza lilipoanza kuingia tayari alishakua na dompo moja kichwani, mimi nina Safari za kutosha.

Tulikua tumekaa ndani ya kibanda. Hahahaha, kereuuuuwiii ni balaa ,men,the girl can ride. Kwa kweli nililala huko,nimevuka saa tatu leo. Yaani siwezi fanya kazi vile yule girl alivyonifanya namuwaza yeye tu. Lazima nikarudie.

Na Itabidi nitafute nyumba kabisa nihamie huko. Muniwache.

 

[Tized]

Unaona ufahari mwenyewe!!!

Pole sana ndugu.

 

[benteke]

Unaona ufahari mwenyewe!!!

Pole sana ndugu.

Hasante kaka, ''Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive -E. hubbard''

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

It ain't trickin if you got it.

 

[Tized]

Hahahahaaaa.. Aya bana.
You aint taking it serious eeh?

Hasante kaka, ''Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive -E. hubbard''

 

[benteke]

Hahahahaaaa.. Aya bana.
You aint taking it serious eeh?

Kabisa, sasa its better u die kuliko kuwa kichaa.

 

[sister]

Kila la kheri....

 

[MstahikiMeya]

Kwa kweli nashindwa nimuelezeaje. Ni maji ya kunde sio mrefu wala mfupi yuko kati hivi. Nilikutana naye kwenye kivuko cha kigamboni jana. Binti habari yako? Nzuri kaka, nikamuuliza kama mwenyeji Kigamboni, alinijibu sio sana maana ndio ameamia juzi juzi hostel. Akaniuliza kwani nataka kwenda wapi? Nilimjibu kama anajua beach nzuri ya kupumzika,(Off course nilikua najua naenda wapi ilikua ni zuga tu). Basi akasema yeye pia anaelekea lakini anaenda kwanza hostel kubadili nguo ndio aende Mikadi. Nikaungana nae. Kameumbika wajameni, nilikula maisha mchana kutwa na Giza lilipoanza kuingia tayari alishakua na dompo moja kichwani, mimi nina Safari za kutosha. Tulikua tumekaa ndani ya kibanda. Hahahaha, kereuuuuwiii ni balaa ,men,the girl can ride. Kwa kweli nililala huko,nimevuka saa tatu leo. Yaani siwezi fanya kazi vile yule girl alivyonifanya namuwaza yeye tu. Lazima nikarudie. Na Itabidi nitafute nyumba kabisa nihamie huko. Muniwache.

Mkuu ulikagonosha?

 

[kiparah]

Kondom ulikumbuka?

 

[Otorong'ong'o]

Hizi ndo raha za MMU....

"Muniache"

 

[benteke]

Kila la kheri....

Ah,Sisteeer.

 

[Otorong'ong'o]

Hasante kaka, ''Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive -E. hubbard''

Hiyo pole aliyokupa niya kukusikitikia....Yani umepotea........

Ulivyokuwa muhuni ukaitikia ahsante...Khaaa

 

[Tized]

Why Kichaa? You only take the calculated risks.... and must consider ''Opportunity costs'' - the cost of foregone next best altenatives..... or benefits that one could have derived from that foregone altenative.

Kabisa, sasa its better u die kuliko kuwa kichaa.

 

[benteke]

Kondom ulikumbuka?

Kavu noma mkuu, pale wanauza waudumu. Kuna round niliagia Safari na Ndom. Ila nilizificha kwanza maana ishu ilikua bado chengachenga.

 

[ladyfurahia]

yaani amemuamua kutualetea kauzi hapa ambako hakaeleweki kumbe anajipalia makaa shingoni mwake
nami nampa pole sana hajui kuwa ameshajimaliza

Unaona ufahari mwenyewe!!!

Pole sana ndugu.

 

[ladyfurahia]

unajitafutia mabalaa mwenyewe bila hata kujijua unafikiri kila apitaye na umuonaye ni hekalu jema
mengine ni hekalu chafu shauriro

Kavu noma mkuu, pale wanauza waudumu. Kuna round niliagia Safari na Ndom. Ila nilizificha kwanza maana ishu ilikua bado chengachenga.

 

[benteke]

Mkuu ulikagonosha?

vibaya mno.Kanaitikia mashine kama Nissan kwenye gia namba moja.

 

[ladyfurahia]

ameshajikaanga mchana kweupe huku akijihesabia kuwa amelamba kumbe kalambishwa chenga

Mkuu ulikagonosha?

 

[ladyfurahia]

vibaya mno.Kanaitikia mashine kama Nissan kwenye gia namba moja.

do macho pevu ya kimchana yanayoleta maangamivu usiku

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[mwekundu]

,ukute amegonga kavu ukimwi hata huogopi !!,you are sujected to this situation "EPUKA NGONO ZEMBE"