Never take a Wife to your local joint...

[Kyakya]

A man went to his local pub with his wife. When he left for the counter, a prostitute approached his wife and whispered quickly to her ear,
"You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him...He doesn't pay!!!"

 

[DASA]

A man went to his local pub with his wife. When he left for the counter, a prostitute approached his wife and whispered quickly to her ear,
"You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him...He doesn't pay!!!"

Duh! imetulia.

 

[Cantalisia]

Haaaaaa,haaaaaa,haaaaaa!jamaa akirudi mbona patachimbika!zitanyweka kweli hapo?huyo malaya kaharibu!h

 

[mgodi]

hii imekaa vizuri mkuu.

 

[Iselamagazi]

Lol......

 

[mchemsho]

Ooops.! Inabidi jamaa arudi amemind kichzi kapoteza wallet. Hw shall he knw?

 

[mikatabafeki]

huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh unaeza rudi tu ukakutana na konde la hataari

 

[Rejao]

Mwanamke inabidi awe proud of kuwa mumewe huwa haongi ovyo!

 

[Mzalendoo]

Alilikoroga na shart alinywe.

 

[Zimba]

Hii ngumu kumeza!

 

[Roulette]

Wako wapi washabiki wa hit and run?

 

[King’asti]

Hujamalizia,huyo mama alitakiwa ajibu: oh really? Does he use protection?
Afu huyo ndugu akirudi mnaanzia hapo

 

[Konya]

Very funnie....

 

[mashikolomageni]

imetulia sana ninalala salama baada ya kucheka sana

 

[Mwakalinga Bujo]

haa haa haaa

 

[ndyoko]

kama ningekuwa mimi, nisingetia mguu tena hapo

 

[ndyoko]

Hujamalizia,huyo mama alitakiwa ajibu: oh really? Does he use protection?
Afu huyo ndugu akirudi mnaanzia hapo

Mhhhhhhhh! mbona ntatamani dunia ipasuke nijizike mzima chini ya ardhi! Hiyo ni zaidi ya kufumaniwa ready-handed. Hapo kidume natakiwa kuwa mpole na kurudi mdogo kama piriton na magoti kwa wingi kuua soooo!

 

[THK DJAYZZ]

Teh teh teh

Wako wapi washabiki wa hit and run?