Neno la leo: The Perfect Guy

Kaizer

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Neno la leo linasema hivi, to all MMUs looking for the perfect guy....

"The perfect guy
Doesn't DRINK
Doesn't SMOKE
Doesn't CHEAT
And Doesn't EXIST"


Waione AshaDii gfsonwin DEMBA Asprin Teamo Dark City Nyamayao The Finest carmel Zion Daughter The Boss Mtambuzi Bujibuji Madame B KakaKiiza snowhite cacico Kaunga neggirl miss neddy Ladymasa TIMING Money Stunna Heaven on Earth RR Bigirita King'asti mwaJ Fidel80 MwanajamiiOne Maty LD Mr Rocky Erickb52 Arushaone Preta Filipo marejesho Nivea vivian badiebaby Eiyer Mentor charminglady Katavi ram amu atug grafani11 OLESAIDIMU mwekundu Malafyale Rogie

Karibuni kwa mjadala huru....

 

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Fixed Point

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hata mimi nimeiona rafiki.......
wangu ana-EXIST

 

ram

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Haswaaa, though naweza kumruhusu kunywa kidogo ila haya mengine ndo mwake

Kaizer said:

Neno la leo linasema hivi, to all MMUs looking for the perfect guy....

"The perfect guy
Doesn't DRINK
Doesn't SMOKE
Doesn't CHEAT
And Doesn't EXIST"


Karibuni kwa mjadala huru....

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MwanajamiiOne

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Hahah Kaizer so nawe hu-exist kumbe hahah?

 

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Nicas Mtei

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Mimi na -exist kwa kweli

 

City hunter j

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waliotajwa 2 ndiyo wanaruhusiw kutoa hoja zao au?@Kaizer

 

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Mr Rocky

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Kaizer usiwakatishe tamaa bana kuna ambao hawafanyi hayo na wapo bana

 

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daviey69

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ni yule afanyae haya.........

1)hata akipigiwa haulizi wala kulipiza!
2) hula miogo ili mpenzi wake ale chips kuku
3) hufanya chochote including kupumuliwa kisogoni ili mradi dem wake asipate shida!

 

amu

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Kaizer umeanza

 

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Mlanje

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No you are wrong I exist(Kwa kumwogopa mwenyezi Mungu muumba wa mbingu na nchi mimi ni kijana mwaminifu na naamini tupo wengi maana sivuti sigara,sinywi pombe,sidanganyi kwenye mapenzi na ni mwaminifu sana kwenye mapenzi na sifa nyingine tele tupo wengi sana bwana)

 

Asprin

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Hommie Kaizer, mi si exist asee. Sasa hebu jioni pita kwa shem wako umuulize niaje vipi anaendelea kubanana na mimi dead meat???

 

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Mentor

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...and on seeing this, God created Mentor.



PM Moderator,
Mentor.

 

Asprin

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Mlanje said:

No you are wrong I exist(Kwa kumwogopa mwenyezi Mungu muumba wa mbingu na nchi mimi ni kijana mwaminifu na naamini tupo wengi maana sivuti sigara,sinywi pombe,sidanganyi kwenye mapenzi na ni mwaminifu sana kwenye mapenzi na sifa nyingine tele tupo wengi sana bwana)

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Then you are the perfect guy, but not on earth.

 

Asprin

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Mentor said:

...and on seeing this, God created Mentor.



PM Moderator,

Mungu pia alimuumba Yuda Iskariote, simshangai kukuumba we kabazazi.

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Kaizer

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City hunter j said:

waliotajwa 2 ndiyo wanaruhusiw kutoa hoja zao au?@Kaizer

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Hapana kina wangu City hunter j.......mwaga mapoint

 

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Dark City

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Asprin said:

Then you are the perfect guy, but not on earth.

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But retired comrades tupo kibao?

Haya mambo magumu sana ukiondoka kwenye virtual world!

 

Kaizer

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MwanajamiiOne said:

Hahah Kaizer so nawe hu-exist kumbe hahah?

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MwanajamiiOne, sadly I am Luckily I am NOT perfect, thats why you know that I exist......haaa:tonguez:

 

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Dark City

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Wait a minute....

BTW, umefikiria nini asubuhi yote hii Kaizer..? Au unajiandaa kwenda kusoma penetensia (kupata kitubio) wk end hii??

 

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Kaizer

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Mr Rocky said:

Kaizer usiwakatishe tamaa bana kuna ambao hawafanyi hayo na wapo bana

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Mkuu Mr Rocky, I simply stated the obvious, sijakatisha mtu tamaa hapo

 

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Kaizer

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Dark City said:

Wait a minute....

BTW, umefikiria nini asubuhi yote hii Kaizer..? Au unajiandaa kwenda kusoma penetensia (kupata kitubio) wk end hii??

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hahaha mkuu mwenzangu Dark City, baada ya ile sredi yako ya kuwatafuta kondoo waliopotea, nikaona niwaite walau tukumbukie ya zamani hata kama kwa kitubio hivyo hivyo,,,

 

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