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nani mse...?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by July Fourth, Aug 31, 2012.

  1. July Fourth

    July Fourth JF-Expert Member

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    nani msela..

    [h=6]Jamaa mmoja alikuwa akiishi na
    mkewe,mkewe alikuwa anafuga
    paka na jamaa alikuwa
    anamchukia sana yule paka.
    Siku moja akaamua aende
    akamtupe mbali,akamchuku a na
    kuendesha gari kilomita
    1,akamuacha paka hapo akaanza
    kurudi home.Alipokua anakaribia
    kwake akamuona paka naye
    anaingia ndani.. akashangaa
    kweli..akauchun a.
    Siku iliyofuata akamchukua paka
    na kumpeleka mbali zaidi kilomita
    5 kutoka nyumani kwake..
    akumtupia hapo ye akaanza kurudi
    nyumbani....ali pokaribia nyumbani
    kwake akamuona tena paka naye
    amerudi anaingia ndani...akasema
    moyoni kesho utanitambua!!
    kesho yake akaamka na
    kumchukua paka akaenda mbali
    zaidi kilomita 50 akakata kushoto
    akakata kulia akanyoosha tena
    kushoto kulia akazunguka
    saaaana!...kish a akamtupa
    paka,akaanza safari ya kurudi
    home...baada ya muda akapiga
    simu kwa mkewe nyumbani.
    Jamaa:"Mke wangu vipi.... huyo
    paka yupo apo?"
    Mke:"Ndio mume wangu yupo
    katulia tu,vipi imekuaje?"
    Jamaa:"Hebu mpe simu anielekeze
    njia ya kurudi nyumbani...maan a
    mi nimepotea."
    [/h]
     
  2. kashengo

    kashengo JF-Expert Member

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    Tehe tehe huyo paka gani kama sio jini
     
  3. calculator

    calculator JF-Expert Member

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    paka mtu
     
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    samweli kilagane New Member

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    dahhh hii kal ndugu
     
  5. Ngangasyonga

    Ngangasyonga JF-Expert Member

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    Paka wa mama alikuwa anakitu!!!
     
  6. Chakuchambuka

    Chakuchambuka JF-Expert Member

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    Aaaakwakwakwa nimeipenda hyo
     
  7. Wi-Fi

    Wi-Fi JF-Expert Member

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    imenibore mwishoni
     
  8. Scofied

    Scofied JF-Expert Member

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    dah! Paka ni noma..nimecheka paka basi..
     
  9. Jagarld

    Jagarld JF-Expert Member

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    Duh! Utavunja mbavu jamani,eti mtupaji kapotea wakati paka katulia raha mstarehe!
     
  10. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Asijekuwa ndo mamamkwe huyo yeye akidhani ni paka
     
  11. Tuyuku

    Tuyuku JF-Expert Member

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    Nimecheka kinoma. Ni kweli paka wanaweza rudi hata uwapeleke wapi.
     
  12. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh tehhhhh, yani paka hajapotea mzee wa watu kapotea!!!!!?
     
  13. mtamanyali

    mtamanyali JF-Expert Member

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    huyo atakuwa ni mume mwenza
     
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    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

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    teh tehe tehe teh tehe tehe t eeeeeeheeee.....!
    hii imamake hedline kwakweli.
     
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    MTENDAHAKI JF-Expert Member

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    Ubaya wa roho mbaya huo
     
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    angalau jamaa ana huruma, hakumuua.
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Near by Mbalizi Mbeya.
     
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    alikuwa akiondoka na msukule wa paka!
     
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