Mwallu: This is for you

[kiwatengu]

Happy birthday my shemeji.
and
May your birthday be filled with sunshine
and smiles, laughter, love, and cheer.....

 

[kwamtoro]

Heri yako ya kuzaliwa mchuchu mwallu. Mungu akupe upako zaidi na uendelee kunata mpaka uwe na manato zaidi.

 

[Ntuzu]

Tized mganga Wa kienyeji Hebu Njoo uone huyu babu ODM Asprin anavyovunja mbavu Watu hapa! Ila usije na Kasinde maana Kasinde ugonjwa wake kufurahishwa! Anaweza akakumwaga akahamia kwa ODM Asprin

ODM Uko juu!

Usimsikilize sana Mentor, bangi zinamsumbua.

Siku moja, Mentor alinunua bangi usiku.
Alipofika nyumbani,akavuanguo na
kuzima taa,ili aivute bangi yake vizuri.
Aliinusa akaona si kali,akaamua
kuirudisha.
Akavaa nguo gizani bila kutambua
amevaa skirt na blouse ya mke wake.

Alipofika kwa muuzaji,akamwambia
“Bwana eeee hii bangi wasi wasi
kweli,siitaki hata sii kali”
Muuzaji akamwambia, “kama hio si kali
na imekuvalisha rinda,nikikupa kali si
utapata periods!!!”


happy birthday darling wangu mwallu. Will you marry me???

 

[Ntuzu]

Happy birthday wifi yangu mwallu. Mungu akupe maisha marefu na yenye baraka wewe na mumeo

Honey...! Wifi yako Leo kazaliwa waite ndugu zako mumuimbie wimbo kwa Kabila yenu!

 

[Mentor]

Birthdays huwa zina reveal mengi yaliyo kuwa hayafahamiki...nilikua sijui mwallu ndo kipenzi cha roho yako Mentor...good to know....happy birthday mwallu

Are you for real..its been ages! Cc: Kaizer

My wife Kaunga unikumbushe nisisahau your b day

I didn't know this either!!!

Usimsikilize sana Mentor, bangi zinamsumbua.

Siku moja, Mentor alinunua bangi usiku.
Alipofika nyumbani,akavuanguo na
kuzima taa,ili aivute bangi yake vizuri.
Aliinusa akaona si kali,akaamua
kuirudisha.
Akavaa nguo gizani bila kutambua
amevaa skirt na blouse ya mke wake.

Alipofika kwa muuzaji,akamwambia
“Bwana eeee hii bangi wasi wasi
kweli,siitaki hata sii kali”
Muuzaji akamwambia, “kama hio si kali
na imekuvalisha rinda,nikikupa kali si
utapata periods!!!”


happy birthday darling wangu mwallu. Will you marry me???

Babu! Babu! Babu! Mchukue badiebey ila hapa...kikojoleo kitahamia kifuani babu!

 

[spade4spade]

Heheheheheheeeelluuuuu! Yegaga ilelo lushiku loko!

 

[Chujio]

big hug! ...mamito heri ya siku ya kuzaliwa,uishi kuona watoto wa wajukuu zako!

 

[Mapi]

long live mwallu

 

[Mentor]

Unakosa maneno sababu una blush? Excited? Pata maziwa utulize Munkari kidogo.

Anapenda icecream huyooooo...ila simsemei!

mamodi wengine bhana. birthday wishes nyingine zinaachwa MMU nyingine zinamuvishwa chitchat.

Yeyote anayemfahamu mke wa mod anipe contacts zake nikammegee mchana kweupe bila condom

laaziz Khantwe na mbea ICHANA msije huku, kuna mtu amehack account ya odm.

Na huyu ni ODM halisi kaandika hapa..tena vere sober!

Heri yako ya kuzaliwa mchuchu mwallu. Mungu akupe upako zaidi na uendelee kunata mpaka uwe na manato zaidi.

kwamtoro ...be vere!

 

[ERoni]

...it sounds more serious than I thought. mwallu & Mentor congrats guys..!
..heri ya kumbukumbu ya kuzaliwa mwallu

 

[Kasie]

Happy Birthday mwallu, hongera Mentor kwa mpenzio kutimiza miaka kadhaa.

Have a good day, have fun and enjoy. Dont forget to swim today as one of the celebration of the birthday!!

 

[Asprin]

Are you for real..its been ages! Cc: Kaizer



I didn't know this either!!!



Babu! Babu! Babu! Mchukue badiebey ila hapa...kikojoleo kitahamia kifuani babu!

Popope ulipo badiebey, kam zis wei chapchap sana. tena ukuje without kusave time.

 

[Asprin]

Tized mganga Wa kienyeji Hebu Njoo uone huyu babu ODM Asprin anavyovunja mbavu Watu hapa! Ila usije na Kasinde maana Kasinde ugonjwa wake kufurahishwa! Anaweza akakumwaga akahamia kwa ODM Asprin

ODM Uko juu!

Ahsante kwa taarifa. Kasinde kuja pande hii nikutekenye unizawadie malovee.

 

[Mentor]

Happy Birthday mwallu, hongera Mentor kwa mpenzio kutimiza miaka kadhaa.

Have a good day, have fun and enjoy. Dont forget to swim today as one of the celebration of the birthday!!

Cc: mwallu . . . popote ulipooooooo!!!!!!! sante sana Kasinde.

 

[xfactor]

Mkuu Mentor si juzi tu hapa tulikuwa tunakupa ushauri baada ya kupoteza hela kwenye ticket ya Fastjet na baadae tukaanza kukuuguza maumivu ya kuachana na kipenzi chako?!! Kwahiyo ndani ya muda huu mchache tayari ulishapata kipoozeo humu!!! Upo vizuri sana mkuu

 

[ICHANA]

happy bday mwallu MUNGU AKUPE MAISHA MAREFU
hongera sana kaka Mentor kwa kumpata mke mwema.mbarikiwe

 

[Kasie]

Ahsante kwa taarifa. Kasinde kuja pande hii nikutekenye unizawadie malovee.

Tized................

 

[Kasie]

Cc: mwallu . . . popote ulipooooooo!!!!!!! sante sana Kasinde.

karibuuu au wazungu wanasema welcome!!

 

[ICHANA]

ha ha ha huu ugomvi na Ntuzu plus mods kuchezea utam wao sipooo...naomba Kaizer na Mentor mkae mbali tuone huyu babu ODM atafanywa nini

mamodi wengine bhana. birthday wishes nyingine zinaachwa MMU nyingine zinamuvishwa chitchat.

Yeyote anayemfahamu mke wa mod anipe contacts zake nikammegee mchana kweupe bila condom

laaziz Khantwe na mbea ICHANA msije huku, kuna mtu amehack account ya odm.

 

[ICHANA]

...it sounds more serious than I thought. mwallu & Mentor congrats guys..!
..heri ya kumbukumbu ya kuzaliwa mwallu

and u wen....unajua ni vibaya kufa na hisia???