Mtandao wa ngono!..

Avatar Myg · Mar 19, 2011

Kijana wa Kihaya aishiye huko Marekani alimpigia simu mama yake. Maongezi yao yalikuwa kama ifuatavyo: Kijana: Mama, nina virusi vya UKIMWI! Mama: Mwanangu, ninakusihi, ninakusihi, ninakusihi sana, usirudi nyumbani kabisa. Kijana: Kwa nini mama? Mama: Endapo utarudi nyumbani, mkeo pia ataathirika. Mkeo akiathirika atamwathiri pia mdogo wako. Mdogo wako akishaathirika atamwathiri pia msichana wetu wa kazi. Ujuwe mwanangu, msichana wetu wa kazi naye atamwathiri pia baba yako. Baba yako naye atamwathiri mdogo wangu, mdogo wangu atamwathiri mumewe ambaye naye ataniathiri mimi pia. Mimi nikishaathirika nitamwathiri mtunza bustani wetu. Mtunza bustani wetu akishaukwaa atamwambukiza pia mdogo wako wa kike. Mdogo wako akishaupata tu, ujuwe kijiji kizima kimeupata! Mwanangu, kwa jina la Mungu, tafadhali, tafadhali kiokoe kijiji chetu. Ninakusihi tena mwanangu, USIRUDI TENA NYUMBANI!

PakaJimmy · Mar 19, 2011

Du...this should not be taken as a joke, but with due regard!!

Nduka · Mar 19, 2011

Avatar said:
Kijana wa Kihaya aishiye huko Marekani

Kwanini mhaya?

Avatar Myg · Mar 19, 2011

PakaJimmy said:
Du...this should not be taken as a joke, but with due regard!!

Yes sir!..

Avatar Myg · Mar 19, 2011

Nduka said:
Kwanini mhaya?

Just a tribe... Kuna ubaya kwani!?..

Ngambo Ngali · Mar 19, 2011

PakaJimmy said:
Du...this should not be taken as a joke, but with due regard!!

It s a reality that sounds like a joke.

Raia Fulani · Mar 19, 2011

atue kia then kwa babu kabla ya kwenda kyaka

jitu la kale · Mar 19, 2011

Avatar said:
Kijana wa Kihaya aishiye huko Marekani alimpigia simu mama yake. Maongezi yao yalikuwa kama ifuatavyo: Kijana: Mama, nina virusi vya UKIMWI! Mama: Mwanangu, ninakusihi, ninakusihi, ninakusihi sana, usirudi nyumbani kabisa. Kijana: Kwa nini mama? Mama: Endapo utarudi nyumbani, mkeo pia ataathirika. Mkeo akiathirika atamwathiri pia mdogo wako. Mdogo wako akishaathirika atamwathiri pia msichana wetu wa kazi. Ujuwe mwanangu, msichana wetu wa kazi naye atamwathiri pia baba yako. Baba yako naye atamwathiri mdogo wangu, mdogo wangu atamwathiri mumewe ambaye naye ataniathiri mimi pia. Mimi nikishaathirika nitamwathiri mtunza bustani wetu. Mtunza bustani wetu akishaukwaa atamwambukiza pia mdogo wako wa kike. Mdogo wako akishaupata tu, ujuwe kijiji kizima kimeupata! Mwanangu, kwa jina la Mungu, tafadhali, tafadhali kiokoe kijiji chetu. Ninakusihi tena mwanangu, USIRUDI TENA NYUMBANI!

una ujasiri na akili kama za BATA za kujialishia wasiwasi

SHINYAKA · Mar 19, 2011

jitu la kale said:
una ujasiri na akili kama za BATA za kujialishia wasiwasi

kujiharishia and not kujialishia!!

Mshume Kiyate · Mar 19, 2011

cheni ndefu sio mchezo

Lady N · Mar 20, 2011

ndio maana kwa babu watu hawaishi

Kimbweka · Mar 20, 2011

Nduka said:
Kwanini mhaya?

walijulikana kwa kupenda saanaa ka mchezo ka wakubwa

queenkami · Mar 20, 2011

lord have mercy

Washawasha · Mar 21, 2011

Nduka said:
Kwanini mhaya?

Hahahahahaha hii ni joke tu mzee. Ukimwi noma

zayat · Mar 21, 2011

ni familia poa hawajui kusema no

mwanaNyamilele · Mar 21, 2011

Ni joke hiyo lakini ndivyo ilivyo katika maisha yetu watu wote hao wakahapo pamoja hayo utokea hata kama si chen:ballchain: yote hiyo ila Baba na mtoto wake wa kiume wakiwa na Housegirl wanachangia, Baba, mkewe akiwa na mdogo wake baba anakula wote n.k. hayo yamo tuwe makini sote tuwapo na familia hizo wengi wanaangamia kwa kitu cha kati kitamu ila ukila vya pembeni vichungu aaah hupo mpaka mkombozi arudi atakukuta!

Vinci · Mar 21, 2011

Tuambizane hapo kwenye red mkuu....hivyo ndivyo vinavyotakiwa

mwanaNyamilele said:
Ni joke hiyo lakini ndivyo ilivyo katika maisha yetu watu wote hao wakahapo pamoja hayo utokea hata kama si chen:ballchain: yote hiyo ila Baba na mtoto wake wa kiume wakiwa na Housegirl wanachangia, Baba, mkewe akiwa na mdogo wake baba anakula wote n.k. hayo yamo tuwe makini sote tuwapo na familia hizo wengi wanaangamia kwa kitu cha kati kitamu ila ukila vya pembeni vichungu aaah hupo mpaka mkombozi arudi atakukuta!

MAMMAMIA · Mar 22, 2011

Mdogo wako akishaupata tu, ujuwe kijiji kizima kimeupata!
Teh teh teh!! Sio la kucheka!!. Nilichogundua hapa wahusika wote wamepeana mmoja moja lakini masiki huyu bini¡ti yeye ndiye anabeba kijiji kizima. Humtendei haki.

nyambari · Mar 22, 2011

kaka mbona wahaya?

Paul Kijoka · Mar 22, 2011

Avatar said:
Kijana wa Kihaya aishiye huko Marekani alimpigia simu mama yake. Maongezi yao yalikuwa kama ifuatavyo: Kijana: Mama, nina virusi vya UKIMWI! Mama: Mwanangu, ninakusihi, ninakusihi, ninakusihi sana, usirudi nyumbani kabisa. Kijana: Kwa nini mama? Mama: Endapo utarudi nyumbani, mkeo pia ataathirika. Mkeo akiathirika atamwathiri pia mdogo wako. Mdogo wako akishaathirika atamwathiri pia msichana wetu wa kazi. Ujuwe mwanangu, msichana wetu wa kazi naye atamwathiri pia baba yako. Baba yako naye atamwathiri mdogo wangu, mdogo wangu atamwathiri mumewe ambaye naye ataniathiri mimi pia. Mimi nikishaathirika nitamwathiri mtunza bustani wetu. Mtunza bustani wetu akishaukwaa atamwambukiza pia mdogo wako wa kike. Mdogo wako akishaupata tu, ujuwe kijiji kizima kimeupata! Mwanangu, kwa jina la Mungu, tafadhali, tafadhali kiokoe kijiji chetu. Ninakusihi tena mwanangu, USIRUDI TENA NYUMBANI!

Mtu hawezi kuunda kitu kipya. Kama umesema itakuwa uko miongoni mwao au umeambiwa!

Mtandao wa ngono!..

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

Member

Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

JF-Expert Member

Similar Discussions