Mtambuzi .................. Taarifa ya kupotea kwa Mtambuzi

[Bishanga]

Taarifa za uhakika Mtambuzi baada ya kunogewa na wanyamulenge kabadili jina na uraia kabisa,kwa sasa anaitwa Kapimbi Lutako ya Lizombate.

 

[sosoliso]

Mamndenyi mtu mzima hapotei.. Huyo ameingia kambini kwa mazoezi atakaporudi Mama Ngina atafurahia.. Mtambuzi atakuwa mpya kabisa..

 

[Mzee]

aisee... Bishanga umeshapata mpambe wa gazeti lako la udaku jf.... Mzee siamini aisee

Kwanza una kesi ya kujibu.

 

[Lady doctor]

Vin Diesel ameshindaje Lady doctor?

Arushaone babe, where are you??????????

 

[Lady doctor]

Kwanza una kesi ya kujibu.

kesi ipi tena jamani????

 

[Mzee]

kesi ipi tena jamani????

Hujaja kuchukua Pichu yako.

 

[Mamndenyi]

Lady doctor ukuda wangu uko wapi??? Kwanini tufiche wakati ukweli unafahamika???

Pole sana Mama Ngina, nenda kawafungulie kesi hawa wafuatao:

1. Mmiliki wa Leo Tupo Hapa Pub, kwa kumleta kaundime mjini.

2. LiverpoolFC kwa kumhadithia mambo matamu aliyopewa.

Makubwa tena haya.

 

[Mr. Marangu]

Mama Ngina vuta subira tuombe arudi salama maaana m23 huwa hawatabiriki

 

[Mamndenyi]

Arushaone babe, where are you??????????

Mapenzi yako yanakinaisha ujue.

 

[Mamndenyi]

Mama Ngina vuta subira tuombe arudi salama maaana m23 huwa hawatabiriki

Hapa tupo kwenye mkesha wa maombi japo hata binti zakd akina Cantalisia hawapo

 

[Lady doctor]

Mapenzi yako yanakinaisha ujue.

hebu nipishe huko na wewe, yanakinaisha kwani we ndio Arushaone?

 

[Lady doctor]

Mapenzi yako yanakinaisha ujue.

hebu nipishe huko na wewe, yanakinaisha kwani we ndio Arushaone?

 

[Lady doctor]

Hujaja kuchukua Pichu yako.

Mzee hiyo ni zawadi yako waweza ivaa tu as ukumbusho

 

[Bishanga]

Mama Ngina vuta subira tuombe arudi salama maaana m23 huwa hawatabiriki

Mtambuzi kajiunga na emtwente srii

 

[bysange]

Kuna kundi la limeibuka kule goma linajita KE23 kazi yake ni utekaji wanaume tu bila shaka Mtambuzi ametekwa na kazi kubwa ni kunyoloshwa...hadi unabakia kama muti mukavu.
Cc mzee,mamndenyi,lady doctor,mama ngina,cantalisia

 

[Mtambuzi]

Mtambuzi kajiunga na emtwente srii

Mzee mwenzangu Bishanga, nimekamatwa na Uhamiaji ya Huku Rwanda wanadai kwamba mimi siyo raia na hapa napelekwa uhamiaji na huyo mdada kwa mahojiano zaidi..

Nitawajuza kesho yaliyojiri, vuteni subira....

 

[Arushaone]

Vin Diesel ameshindaje Lady doctor?

Bishanga nakuangalia tu unavyobwabwaja toka juzikati mpaka leo ila dawa yako naipangilia.

 

[Arushaone]

Arushaone babe, where are you??????????

I am here darl. Please let them say whatever they want bt the reality is I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU. No matter what!!

 

[Arushaone]

hebu nipishe huko na wewe, yanakinaisha kwani we ndio Arushaone?

. . . . Eti...!

 

[measkron]

I am here darl. Please let them say whatever they want bt the reality is I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU. No matter what!!

He he heeeee!! Naona lamujar Demivida.... Arushaone and Lady doctor..... Hongereni sana